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1 September 2010, 02:51 AM
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The clock & watch shop
A man is walking down the street & enters a clock & watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead, gorgeous female sales clerk behind the counter.
He walks up to the counter where she's standing, unzips his pants, flops his thang out & flops it on the counter. "What are you doing , sir?!?," she asks, "this is a clock & watch shop!" He replies, "I know it is, & I would like 2 hands & a face put on this!"
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1 September 2010, 02:52 AM
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 I didn't see that one coming 
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1 September 2010, 03:50 AM
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1 September 2010, 05:09 AM
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1 September 2010, 05:11 AM
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like it!!!
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1 September 2010, 05:14 AM
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1 September 2010, 06:27 AM
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1 September 2010, 06:32 AM
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Wouldn't we all?
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1 September 2010, 07:03 AM
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1 September 2010, 07:59 AM
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and he gets a Black and Decker" just like the other joke
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1 September 2010, 08:20 AM
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1 September 2010, 05:26 PM
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4 September 2010, 03:31 PM
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Very funny!!!
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