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mitchy · 17 March 2011, 06:01 PM

A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.*

"Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."*

"And?" asked the doctor*

"Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey! this one here looks like yours!'"

Art 1 · 19 March 2011, 07:13 AM

Route 66 · 20 March 2011, 12:54 AM

Lion · 26 March 2011, 02:51 AM

Very funny!!!

MonBK · 26 March 2011, 02:56 AM

:)

17 March 2011, 06:01 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Looks like yours A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asks him what happened.* "Well," says the man, "I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when it lifted its tail, there was my wife's golf ball."* "And?" asked the doctor* "Well," the man said, "that's when I lifted the cow's tail, pointed, and yelled to the missus, 'Hey, honey! this one here looks like yours!'" __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

26 March 2011, 02:51 AM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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