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9 April 2011, 12:01 PM
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Wrong word
Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated. " Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into or what your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation. " Fred: "Doc, I just want to be castrated, and I'm a little embarrassed about talking about it, but I have $5,000 cash right here. Will you do it? " Doc says, "Well, OK, I guess I could make this one exception. I don't understand it, but OK. " He puts Fred to sleep, does the trick, and is waiting at the bedside when Fred wakes up. "Well, Doc, how'd it go? " Fred asks. "It went fine, just fine. It's really not too difficult of an operation. As a matter of fact, $5,000 is a lot to pay for such a simple task, and I felt a little guilty about taking that much. So, while I was operating, I also noticed that you had never been circumcised, so I went ahead and did that, too. I think, it's really better for a man to be circumcised, and I hope you don't mind my... " "CIRCUMCISED! " yells Fred. "THAT'S the word!!! "
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9 April 2011, 12:03 PM
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9 April 2011, 12:20 PM
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Ouch
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9 April 2011, 01:19 PM
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9 April 2011, 07:52 PM
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10 April 2011, 09:37 AM
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10 April 2011, 10:33 AM
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10 April 2011, 01:21 PM
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12 April 2011, 02:57 AM
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Doh!
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13 April 2011, 01:18 PM
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We need a "cringe" icon, lol.
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Ouch...as I cross my legs!!!
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