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TheVTCGuy · 12 February 2012, 02:49 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen of TRF, I need help. I don't think that's much of a suprise in general, but specifically in my friendly banter with my dear friend, Jocke. You see, he is an expert with photoshop. Me, not so much. Oh, I can find funny pictures on the internet, but have to come up with some kind of witty banter to compete against his exceptional photo-talents. Hence, I am asking for your support.

My local newspaper has a contest every week, they post a strange picture or drawing and readers submit funny captions for it; (I've won four times!

). So, I figured it's a good way to start a helpful thread here on TRF (helpful to me, not Jocke). What I'm asking for are your funny captions to the picture below, someting Jocke would be saying or thinking in this picture of... of him.

Of course, I'll start: "For Valentines day, my wife wanted to call me.. Babyeeeeeeeee...... "

I do think it's lovey picture of him.... Anyone else got captions?

Lion · 12 February 2012, 03:17 PM

Now I can spend more time drinking beer and less time in the bathroom!!!

TheVTCGuy · 12 February 2012, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lion

Now I can spend more time drinking beer and less time in the bathroom!!!

FeelingTheBlues · 12 February 2012, 03:45 PM

Handsome alpha male mode: on, bring me to the ladies!

Andad · 12 February 2012, 05:35 PM

"Is this the queue up for a banning thread"?

Did you see what I did there Paul?

FeelingTheBlues · 12 February 2012, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

"Is this the queue up for a banning thread"?

Did you see what I did there Paul?

I hope for you it's not the case Eddie, you're the 5th person in line (considering that Paul may be banned twice, that is).

Jocke · 12 February 2012, 06:20 PM

Who put me in Paul's pants?

swatty · 12 February 2012, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocke

Who put me in Paul's pants?

Don't think I should comment on that one

rfknauss · 13 February 2012, 01:14 AM

I think I will wear this outfit to Baselworld this year.

dddrees · 13 February 2012, 01:33 AM

Chicks dig diapers.

At least that's what Paul told me.

Vetteman · 13 February 2012, 01:35 AM

"I'm off to the AD to pick up my new Explorer II"

bewithabob · 13 February 2012, 01:48 AM

" Superlative Pants for my non-stop drive to Basel World"

figbo · 13 February 2012, 02:12 AM

Ah aint touchin this one...

BH13GMT · 13 February 2012, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

Ah aint touchin this one...

Ohh those sunglasses look awful

dddrees · 13 February 2012, 05:12 AM

I'm messy, but at least I keep my messes to myself.

dddrees · 13 February 2012, 05:16 AM

Diaper rash is no laughing matter.

Watchvirgin · 13 February 2012, 05:21 AM

"What"

figbo · 13 February 2012, 05:26 AM

Fine...

Dr. Robert · 13 February 2012, 05:26 AM

"Baby got back"

Watchvirgin · 13 February 2012, 05:27 AM

"I don't mind going both ways"

"Man Dime"

"Why not hit it RAW"

Dan2010 · 13 February 2012, 05:44 AM

Caption:

Hi, my name is Paul and I like long walks on the beach, chick flicks as well as dancing to my own rendition of Britney Spears "Oops I did it again".................................Ooops, I pooped my pants, yes that was a fart, got lost in the smell..............

TheVTCGuy · 13 February 2012, 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dddrees

Chicks dig diapers.

At least that's what Paul told me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vetteman

"I'm off to the AD to pick up my new Explorer II"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan2010

Caption:

Hi, my name is Paul and I like long walks on the beach, chick flicks as well as dancing to my own rendition of Britney Spears "Oops I did it again".................................Ooops, I pooped my pants, yes that was a fart, got lost in the smell..............

Now... now you guys just... stop it!!!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!

This is supposed to be a thread against Jocke!!!! JOCKE JOCKE JOCKE!!!!!

Not me!

Dr. Robert · 13 February 2012, 05:53 AM

Come & visit Sweden & see the beautiful babes.

Dan2010 · 13 February 2012, 05:53 AM

Jocke · 13 February 2012, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Now... now you guys just... stop it!!!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!

This is supposed to be a thread against Jocke!!!! JOCKE JOCKE JOCKE!!!!!

Not me!

I guess you can see who have the most friends.

Tri-Tip · 13 February 2012, 06:49 AM

I take him along when I go out to pick up chicks, as it makes me look that much better.

FeelingTheBlues · 13 February 2012, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan2010

Caption:

Hi, my name is Paul and I like long walks on the beach, chick flicks as well as dancing to my own rendition of Britney Spears "Oops I did it again".................................Ooops, I pooped my pants, yes that was a fart, got lost in the smell..............

What an artist! I bet your wife really enjoys hearing your poetry...

12 February 2012, 03:17 PM	#2
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12 February 2012, 03:45 PM	#4
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12 February 2012, 05:35 PM	#5
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12 February 2012, 06:20 PM	#7
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13 February 2012, 01:14 AM	#9
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13 February 2012, 01:33 AM	#10
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13 February 2012, 05:12 AM	#15
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13 February 2012, 05:16 AM	#16
dddrees "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2010 Real Name: Dan Location: USA Watch: This N That Posts: 34,258	Diaper rash is no laughing matter. __________________ When it captures your imagination, that's when you know you have found your passion. Loyal Foot Soldier of The Nylon Nation. Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

13 February 2012, 05:21 AM	#17
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13 February 2012, 05:27 AM	#20
Watchvirgin Banned Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: Ash_Flash Location: Washington, DC Watch: AP Posts: 901	"I don't mind going both ways" "Man Dime" "Why not hit it RAW"

13 February 2012, 05:44 AM	#21
Dan2010 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: South Carolina Watch: Panerai 914 Posts: 6,540	Caption: Hi, my name is Paul and I like long walks on the beach, chick flicks as well as dancing to my own rendition of Britney Spears "Oops I did it again".................................Ooops, I pooped my pants, yes that was a fart, got lost in the smell..............

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