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Old 2 November 2005, 08:13 PM   #1
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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about
their sons

My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we
obviously decided to call him George."

"That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St
Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew."

"That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman. Exactly the
same thing happened with my son Pancake."
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There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage
daughters.

The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day & I
found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know
she smokes".

The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the
other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really
shocked as I didn't even know she drank."

With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about.
I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of
condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a c*ck."
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