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padi56 · 19 July 2012, 06:24 PM

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, That night we had the most amazing sex ever....

Which is very odd because she’s never shown an interest in the game of darts before?

MonBK · 19 July 2012, 06:26 PM

Sorry Peter, it's probably funny but I don't get it

Bangel · 19 July 2012, 08:12 PM

You can try your luck and look for accommodation now.

padi56 · 19 July 2012, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MonBK

Sorry Peter, it's probably funny but I don't get it

Dont you guys play the game darts across the pond.

http://www.bestofbritishdarts.co.uk/.../darts-flights

FeelingTheBlues · 20 July 2012, 04:23 AM

RRGHOST1 · 20 July 2012, 04:46 AM

The joke was wasted Peter,oh they do play darts in the US,well they have tournaments in Vegas in The Mandalay Bay. Maybe they dont call them flights over there,maybe they call them feathers or something !

The Joker · 20 July 2012, 06:04 AM

77T · 23 July 2012, 07:35 AM

fletching aren't we?

Christiaan · 23 July 2012, 01:41 PM

linesiders · 13 August 2012, 02:53 AM

Sorry for the near necroposting, but yes, they are called flights on this side of the pond ;)

I played Boston league darts (MMDL) for close to ten years, not quite enough to go pro but I played and occasionally beat the local Pro's

I quit when my roomate and I still went through a couple cases of beer per week at home even though we played league and luck-of-the-draws 6 nights from Monday to Saturday

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Art 1 · 13 August 2012, 05:06 PM

TSW · 13 August 2012, 05:31 PM

:)

Puffy · 13 August 2012, 06:39 PM

darts and bowling are real man sports

little physical activity and you consume a horrendous amount of beer

i once met the Viking below at his pub in Dartford. the circumference of his gut back on those days was that of the Olympic Stadium

linesiders · 13 August 2012, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puffy

darts and bowling are real man sports

little physical activity and you consume a horrendous amount of beer

i once met the Viking below at his pub in Dartford. the circumference of his gut back on those days was that of the Olympic Stadium

Does your cat shoot?

RRGHOST1 · 14 August 2012, 05:34 AM

I saw him when i was walking through the Venetion in Vegas and he was about a quarter of the size he was in that Photo. I think he was playing a tournament in the Mandalay Bay.

19 July 2012, 06:24 PM	#1
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13 August 2012, 02:53 AM	#10
linesiders 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: RedSox Nation Watch: U Talkn Bout Wilis Posts: 5,503	Sorry for the near necroposting, but yes, they are called flights on this side of the pond ;) I played Boston league darts (MMDL) for close to ten years, not quite enough to go pro but I played and occasionally beat the local Pro's I quit when my roomate and I still went through a couple cases of beer per week at home even though we played league and luck-of-the-draws 6 nights from Monday to Saturday . __________________ I'm a sailor peg. And I've lost my leg. Climbing up the top sails. I've lost my leg!

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MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Sorry Peter, it's probably funny but I don't get it

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RRGHOST1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: luke standing Location: england Watch: Rolex TT SubC Blue Posts: 3,997	The joke was wasted Peter,oh they do play darts in the US,well they have tournaments in Vegas in The Mandalay Bay. Maybe they dont call them flights over there,maybe they call them feathers or something !

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13 August 2012, 06:39 PM	#13
Puffy "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Here and there Posts: 12,485	darts and bowling are real man sports little physical activity and you consume a horrendous amount of beer i once met the Viking below at his pub in Dartford. the circumference of his gut back on those days was that of the Olympic Stadium __________________ Fine Quality is Long Remembered After the Pain of Spending Money is Forgotten

14 August 2012, 05:34 AM	#15
RRGHOST1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: luke standing Location: england Watch: Rolex TT SubC Blue Posts: 3,997	I saw him when i was walking through the Venetion in Vegas and he was about a quarter of the size he was in that Photo. I think he was playing a tournament in the Mandalay Bay. __________________ RRGHOST1

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