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30 July 2012, 05:24 AM
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Salesmanship
A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps a bucket of fresh horse manure all over the floor.
He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders cleaning up that horse s#!t, I’ll eat every chunk of it.” She turns to him with a smirk and says, “Do you want ketchup on that?” The salesman says, “Why do you ask?” She says “We just moved in and don't have the electricity turned on yet.”
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30 July 2012, 05:31 AM
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Always funny..:)
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30 July 2012, 05:41 AM
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Serves him right!
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30 July 2012, 08:10 AM
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30 July 2012, 11:09 AM
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30 July 2012, 11:17 AM
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Hahahaha
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30 July 2012, 01:20 PM
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Funny!
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30 July 2012, 11:25 PM
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30 July 2012, 11:41 PM
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