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31 July 2012, 05:04 PM
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A Blonde in Church
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie & one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed & do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand & ask forgiveness from God & this Christian family."
No one moved Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde, with a body that would stop a runaway train, rose from the 3rd pew. Her head bowed, & her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted & the congregation roared w/ laughter. Give me an amen brothers & sisters.
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31 July 2012, 09:14 PM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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31 July 2012, 10:06 PM
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Hehehehehehe :-)
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1 August 2012, 05:19 AM
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 oh brother, where art thou?
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1 August 2012, 08:25 PM
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2 August 2012, 12:34 AM
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2 August 2012, 02:24 AM
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That's good stuff!
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2 August 2012, 02:28 AM
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2 August 2012, 06:52 AM
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