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3 August 2012, 02:25 AM | #1 |
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Traffic Accident
Two gays were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car.
"Get that idiot's details, Bruce", the gay driving the car tells his partner. Bruce goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy. "I'd like your name and address" Bruce says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance" The brute looks at Bruce disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick". Bruce runs back to his car and says excitedly: "Adrian............ . . . . ..I think he wants to settle out of court !"
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3 August 2012, 02:14 PM | #2 |
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4 August 2012, 06:46 AM | #3 |
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Works better with Bimbo's, don't you think?
Two bimbos were out for a drive in their new car. They stopped at a red light and were hit by another car. "Get that idiot's details, Barbie" Barbie goes to the driver of the other car, a tough, rough-looking guy. "I'd like your name and address" Barbie says politely, "We need to put this through the insurance" The brute looks at her disdainfully... "F**k you", he says, "S*ck my dick". She runs back to their car and says excitedly: "Kim............ . . . . ..I think he wants to settle out of court !"
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4 August 2012, 06:51 AM | #4 |
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It did say gays not guys.
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lol
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4 August 2012, 07:32 PM | #6 |
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lol
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You can say they were 'rear-ended'
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30 August 2012, 06:56 AM | #10 |
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:)
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Wow
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