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padi56 · 8 December 2012, 02:02 AM

A blind man was travelling in his private jet when he detected
something was wrong. He hurried to the cockpit and got no
response from his pilot.

The blind guy fumbled for the radio and started calling the
flight control tower, "Help! Help!"

"What's the problem?" replied the flight control tower.

"Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside
down!"

"How do you know you're upside down?" asked the flight
control tower.

"Because I just sh!te my pants and it's running down my feking back!,you ars#hole.

FeelingTheBlues · 8 December 2012, 02:24 AM

HRV · 8 December 2012, 03:33 AM

77T · 8 December 2012, 11:16 AM

Bangel · 8 December 2012, 08:16 PM

8 December 2012, 02:02 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,024	The Pilot. A blind man was travelling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He hurried to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy fumbled for the radio and started calling the flight control tower, "Help! Help!" "What's the problem?" replied the flight control tower. "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" "How do you know you're upside down?" asked the flight control tower. "Because I just sh!te my pants and it's running down my feking back!,you ars#hole. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

8 December 2012, 02:24 AM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

8 December 2012, 11:16 AM	#4
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 41,904	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

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8 December 2012, 03:33 AM	#3
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