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Old 19 April 2013, 05:30 PM   #1
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Library

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.

He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table and said with a laugh

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
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Old 19 April 2013, 05:32 PM   #2
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Old 20 April 2013, 02:31 PM   #3
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Old 20 April 2013, 02:55 PM   #4
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Old 21 April 2013, 01:23 AM   #5
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Old 21 April 2013, 05:02 AM   #6
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Very funny.....
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Old 22 April 2013, 11:25 AM   #7
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Old 22 April 2013, 12:09 PM   #8
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Funny. Not often that a guy has the last word.
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Old 22 April 2013, 02:47 PM   #9
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Old 22 April 2013, 09:43 PM   #10
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Funny. Not often that a guy has the last word.
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Old 23 April 2013, 05:31 AM   #11
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Old 23 April 2013, 06:23 AM   #12
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