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Old 30 November 2005, 05:15 AM   #1
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A Mexican, a German and an American...

There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.

The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, "We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don't need these!"

The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, "We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don't need these!"

The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.

The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.

And the American replies, "We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don't need him!."
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Old 30 November 2005, 07:18 AM   #2
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Old 30 November 2005, 10:28 AM   #3
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Old 30 November 2005, 02:56 PM   #4
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So poor Fin must be still swimming his arse off!!!
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Mexicans are wonderful friendly people,anyone ever see the movie A day without A Mexican ?
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Old 30 November 2005, 11:49 PM   #6
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Mexicans are wonderful friendly people,anyone ever see the movie A day without A Mexican ?
No I didn't. But did yous see the one about two Mexican fire fighters? It stared Hose-A and Hose-B.
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No I didn't. But did yous see the one about two Mexican fire fighters? It stared Hose-A and Hose-B.
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No I didn't. But did yous see the one about two Mexican fire fighters? It stared Hose-A and Hose-B.
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