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19 November 2013, 01:06 PM
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Real Name: Erwin
Location: usa
Watch: Sea Dweller
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aahh...those construction workers!!!
A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but the man indicates that he can't hear. So, the guy on the third floor tries to use signs. He points to his eye, meaning, "I", then at his knee, meaning, "need", then he moves his hand back and forth, meaning, "handsaw".
The man on the first floor nods, then drops his pants and begins to masturbate. The man on the third floor freaks out and runs down to the first floor yelling, ''What the hell is wrong with you!?! Are you stupid or something? I was saying that I needed a handsaw!'' The laborer looks at the carpenter and says, ''I knew that. I was just trying to tell you that I was coming.''  
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19 November 2013, 01:10 PM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
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Hahahaha... I just spit iced tea all over my shirt, that's hilarious!
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19 November 2013, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Orlando, FL
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Haha!
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19 November 2013, 01:40 PM
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Real Name: Patrick
Location: Cleveland/NoVA
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lol
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19 November 2013, 01:40 PM
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Real Name: gus
Location: East Coast
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19 November 2013, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Real Name: Steve
Location: Everywhere
Watch: Love them all
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19 November 2013, 02:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: PNW
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Too funny!
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19 November 2013, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
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19 November 2013, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Carl
Location: Always moving
Watch: If you wish...
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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20 November 2013, 03:29 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Real Name: Christopher
Location: Georgia, USA
Watch: ing the Sea...
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20 November 2013, 03:32 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kingstown
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Haha..:)
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20 November 2013, 07:26 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
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20 November 2013, 12:22 PM
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22 November 2013, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Australia
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I'm glad I didn't see that punch line coming!
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27 November 2013, 03:00 PM
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28 November 2013, 02:21 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jan 2010
Real Name: Ken
Location: Illinois
Watch: Too many
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Where do you guys cum up with this stuff??
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29 November 2013, 12:38 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2013
Real Name: John Williams
Location: Alaska outback
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