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11 January 2014, 09:56 AM
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Fascinate
The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New Your City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My famiy went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was Fascinated." The teacher said, "good, but I wanted the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him. Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her tits are so big she can only "fasten 8." |
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11 January 2014, 10:10 AM
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11 January 2014, 12:04 PM
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Ha!
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11 January 2014, 04:19 PM
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Killer...:D
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11 January 2014, 05:10 PM
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A clean little Johnny joke
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11 January 2014, 08:09 PM
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11 January 2014, 10:38 PM
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12 January 2014, 05:17 AM
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12 January 2014, 06:56 AM
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22 January 2014, 01:25 PM
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Haha
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26 January 2014, 02:18 PM
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Haha
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