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Old 12 January 2014, 11:22 AM   #1
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Definitely

A nursery school teacher says to the class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"

Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be grey, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"

"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown..."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks.. "Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
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Old 12 January 2014, 02:02 PM   #2
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Old 13 January 2014, 12:34 AM   #3
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Old 13 January 2014, 05:21 AM   #4
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Old 13 January 2014, 09:50 PM   #5
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Old 14 January 2014, 02:31 AM   #6
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Old 14 January 2014, 06:14 AM   #7
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Old 14 January 2014, 06:19 AM   #8
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Old 14 January 2014, 07:11 AM   #9
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Old 14 January 2014, 08:11 PM   #10
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Yes, Johnny definitely does!
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Old 14 January 2014, 08:15 PM   #11
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