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20 January 2014, 10:12 AM
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confessional box
A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.
The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts. Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either" |
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20 January 2014, 10:32 AM
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20 January 2014, 11:38 AM
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20 January 2014, 03:04 PM
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HA! oh boy
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20 January 2014, 09:56 PM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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21 January 2014, 02:17 AM
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21 January 2014, 02:31 AM
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21 January 2014, 08:31 PM
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Very funny!
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