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Old 21 February 2008, 05:30 PM   #1
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Extra large size condom...
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
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Old 21 February 2008, 06:55 PM   #2
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Old 21 February 2008, 06:58 PM   #3
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Old 21 February 2008, 09:43 PM   #4
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Old 21 February 2008, 11:39 PM   #5
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So THAT's why I always get followed out of the store when I buy condoms.





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Old 22 February 2008, 03:12 AM   #8
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So THAT's why I always get followed out of the store when I buy condoms.





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Old 22 February 2008, 03:16 AM   #9
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Err buddies...most men who buys condoms...normally ask for larger size condoms...anyway.

Ahem...it's not like they really need to...but apparently for obvious reason...they want to...

That said...Orchi doesn't see the need to use any...to begin with.
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Old 23 February 2008, 07:06 AM   #10
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That would be great for the amazon woman thread posted in the general forum.
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No women follow me out of the chemist when I get my weekly supply of extra large tub of hemorrhoid cream.

I can't understand why not?
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Old 20 November 2008, 01:11 PM   #24
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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
Good one, I was the guy that walked in and bought them.
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So THAT's why I always get followed out of the store when I buy condoms.





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But you're not supposed to wear them on your head.
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