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AJC · 18 February 2006, 06:02 AM

SLIPPERS:

A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg.
His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers
from upstairs please." The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's
gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters. "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to
shag you." The first daughter says, "That's Bullsh*t." He says, "No Fair
Dinkum, listen and I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?"
His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

C.J. · 18 February 2006, 06:49 AM

mailman · 18 February 2006, 08:39 AM

ralphieralph · 18 February 2006, 10:48 AM

18 February 2006, 11:06 AM

JJ Irani · 18 February 2006, 03:16 PM

dman · 18 February 2006, 03:17 PM

18 February 2006, 06:02 AM	#1
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Your Mate's daughters SLIPPERS: A bloke stops to visit his mate who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold mate. Can you go and get me my slippers from upstairs please." The guy goes upstairs, and there are his mate's gorgeous twin 18 year old daughters. "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's Bullsh*t." He says, "No Fair Dinkum, listen and I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His mate yells back, "Of course, both of them."

18 February 2006, 06:49 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

18 February 2006, 08:39 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: BLNR Posts: 35,568	__________________ JJ

18 February 2006, 03:16 PM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

18 February 2006, 03:17 PM	#7
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	__________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

18 February 2006, 10:48 AM	#4
ralphieralph "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Real Name: Ahh..."LEROY" Location: connecticut Watch: SUBMARINER Posts: 681

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