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Old 21 February 2006, 06:03 PM   #1
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Guts & Balls

Guts & Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

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Old 21 February 2006, 06:55 PM   #2
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So which one have you got, Ralphie?
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Old 21 February 2006, 06:59 PM   #3
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Both i hit her with the broom and said you next!!!!
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Old 21 February 2006, 07:02 PM   #4
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Both i hit her with the broom and said you next!!!!
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Old 21 February 2006, 07:19 PM   #5
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Old 21 February 2006, 08:29 PM   #6
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So which one have you got, Ralphie?
Just wait till he comes home from Vegas
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Old 22 February 2006, 05:55 AM   #7
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Old 22 February 2006, 06:38 AM   #8
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I showed this to a guy at the office I'm at today. He told me." If my wife had a crystal ball to go along with her brooom, he'd be stinking rich"
Do you dare ask " are you sure that broom is big enough to hold you up?"
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