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Old 14 March 2006, 09:01 PM   #1
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The Mainly NZ Love Novels

The following photocopy is an extract from the latest Mills and Boon novel. from New Zealand with words like these you don't need pictures.



The book is only for sale mainly in New Zealand,and limited to parts
of Australia, Wales and certain parts of Cornwall.



They met in a secluded field,the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon.The warm breeze was full of that earthy,musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the Urban rat race know,and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to this most romantic scene.We lay there,both naked.I knew I had to have her,and have her now.Without a word being
spoken,he moved to a position of dominance.(kinky buggers these Kiwis) He could feel instantly that was what she was waiting for
as she frantically thrust her pelvis at his approaching organ.He moved slowly at first inch by inch,until he was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose,we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.Although inexperienced,she approached every change of position with sheer enthusiasm moaning with despair every
time He withdrew to prevent himself from cumming to soon.As the
sexual tension heightened toward the inevitable mind blowing climax
it was all he could do to hold out any longer.Finally,the moment he
had been building up to was upon them,and passed all too quickly.
Breathlessly they rolled together in the now damp grass.As the deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night,they lay there still entwined in a amorous embrace.
He kissed her long and lovingly,and whispered reassuringly how good she had been.She tenderly and sensuously licked his inner ear then whispered Baaaaa baaaaa and rejoined the flock.
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Old 14 March 2006, 09:16 PM   #2
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Sounds like JJ's submission to Penthouse Forums
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Old 14 March 2006, 10:14 PM   #3
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Old 15 March 2006, 03:18 AM   #4
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Sounds like JJ's submission to Penthouse Forums
I prefer Hustler, tosser!
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That figures. Hutler is for real pervs
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