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Old 1 October 2008, 07:01 AM   #1
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Redneck vasectomy

A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.'
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked
them what finally made them make the decision -- why after
nine children, would they choose to do this?

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that
one out of every ten children being born in the United States was
Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a
Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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Old 1 October 2008, 07:07 AM   #2
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Old 1 October 2008, 10:37 AM   #3
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Old 1 October 2008, 10:40 AM   #4
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Priceless
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Old 1 October 2008, 11:36 AM   #5
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Old 1 October 2008, 11:41 AM   #6
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Old 1 October 2008, 11:49 AM   #7
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That is hilarious!
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Old 1 October 2008, 01:58 PM   #8
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Old 1 October 2008, 05:39 PM   #9
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Old 1 October 2008, 07:08 PM   #10
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Old 2 October 2008, 08:06 PM   #11
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Old 3 October 2008, 12:51 AM   #12
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How many kids does Joe have????????
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Old 3 October 2008, 01:04 AM   #13
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How many kids does Joe have????????

DIECISEIS.
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Old 3 October 2008, 03:28 AM   #14
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