Sir Billy Connolly

[NewEnthusiast]

At last the Big Yin has been knighted. What's your favourite joke of his that you hope he tells at the palace? In my case it's the bum joke!

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[Andad]

Well done Billy.

Just think how much that will annoy Beckham.

[Rock]

The whole Knighthood, CBE, Order of Australia, etc thing is farcical.

[Abdullah71601]

Originally Posted by Rock

The whole Knighthood, CBE, Order of Australia, etc thing is farcical.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. "

[NewEnthusiast]

Originally Posted by Abdullah71601

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. "

Are there any grail shaped beacons on castles?

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