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11 April 2018, 09:29 PM
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Real Name: Paul
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Embarrasing Drunk
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.
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11 April 2018, 09:32 PM
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Location: Kingstown
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Haha..:)
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11 April 2018, 10:18 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Real Name: Kevin
Location: Somewhere in PA
Watch: All of them...
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Now that's funny!
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12 April 2018, 07:12 AM
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Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
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12 April 2018, 07:19 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Aug 2016
Real Name: Jun
Location: Vancouver, BC
Watch: BLNR
Posts: 672
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Lol!
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12 April 2018, 08:54 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Aug 2015
Real Name: DM
Location: USA
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Posts: 8,889
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hahaaa
funny! 
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12 April 2018, 01:16 PM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
Posts: 72,179
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12 April 2018, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Socal
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14 April 2018, 04:06 AM
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2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: New Mexico
Watch: Seiko #SRK050
Posts: 34,454
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14 April 2018, 06:41 AM
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Real Name: Seth
Location: nj
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lmao. hysterical.
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19 April 2018, 05:38 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: USA
Watch: El Cornino
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Daddy-O!
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19 April 2018, 09:20 PM
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"TRF" Member
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Location: UK
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14 May 2018, 04:44 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2014
Real Name: Angelo
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Watch: Rolex Submariner
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22 May 2018, 09:09 AM
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Location: USA
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Cute
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22 May 2018, 01:05 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: May 2013
Real Name: J.
Location: North east USA
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a good one
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26 May 2018, 12:46 PM
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2024 Pledge Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: New Jersey
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Funny!
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12 September 2018, 06:09 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Real Name: SANTIAGO
Location: San Antonio Texas
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Pick Up Lines
Guy walks up to a gal and attempts to use a Pick up line:
So..can I ask you? Do you like Pizza or do you wanna have Sex? Gal: Looks at the guy and slaps him silly at which point the guy replies.."Guess you don't like Pizza"! 
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13 September 2018, 06:08 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: May 2013
Real Name: Kevin
Location: Northern Virginia
Watch: Rolex Sub 14060m
Posts: 7
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Lol
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20 September 2018, 01:57 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: May 2014
Location: Chicago
Watch: Doxa Pro 300 NoT
Posts: 535
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15 December 2018, 12:51 AM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
Location: Exoplanet
Watch: spring-driven
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