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Old 21 April 2018, 09:32 AM   #1
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The Crowded Library

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.

He whispered to a girl:

"Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh:

"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I studied law, and I know how to screw people."

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Old 21 April 2018, 09:39 AM   #2
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Old 21 April 2018, 03:29 PM   #3
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Old 5 May 2018, 02:29 AM   #10
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Old 10 May 2018, 11:29 AM   #13
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