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21 April 2018, 09:32 AM | #1 |
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The Crowded Library
A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He whispered to a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied, in a loud voice: "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I'M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I studied law, and I know how to screw people."
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That moment when you think you won the duel.
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