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15 May 2006, 12:03 AM
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NHS and BUPA.
Two men both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets the two men, tells them she has to prepare them for surgery and takes them to a private room. She asks the first man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes, which he does. She then tells him to have a w@nk What!" he says, "What's that all about?"
She replies "It's standard procedure to ensure you have no blockages." Once done, the nurse tells the second man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes. When he is up on the table, the nurse licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him. Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what's this? I have to w@nk, and he gets a blow job. That's not fair." The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but that's the difference between the NHS and BUPA!"
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15 May 2006, 05:07 AM
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 Sorry, Padi, the joke does sound funny, but WTF is NHS and BUPA?
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15 May 2006, 05:14 AM
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NHS= state national health service
Bupa= Private health care provider |
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15 May 2006, 05:18 AM
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15 May 2006, 08:05 AM
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15 May 2006, 06:20 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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15 May 2006, 09:22 PM
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