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baldyspoon · 6 March 2009, 06:10 AM

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman at the door with three young children running around her feet.

I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?.

She said yes my husband and I use it all the time.

If you don't mind can I ask what you use it for?.

We use it for sex she answered.

The researcher was a little taken back . Usally people lie to me and say they use it for their chilids bike chain or to help with a gate hinge. But in fact I know most people use it for sex and I admire you for your honesty. Since you have been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex.

The woman said no I don't mind mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.

Mosco · 6 March 2009, 06:14 AM

steelers · 6 March 2009, 06:26 AM

Nice!

Lion · 6 March 2009, 09:44 AM

That's a good joke!!!

figbo · 6 March 2009, 09:55 AM

Good one!

Numismatist · 6 March 2009, 10:44 AM

Carolina · 6 March 2009, 01:09 PM

must remember this one!

Latrodectus · 6 March 2009, 02:56 PM

onkyo · 6 March 2009, 03:29 PM

bodybump · 6 March 2009, 03:41 PM

gtbike72 · 6 March 2009, 03:57 PM

JJ Irani · 6 March 2009, 04:30 PM

JJ Irani · 6 March 2009, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

must remember this one!

I was expecting an "EEK" out of you!!

champion5 · 7 March 2009, 01:44 AM

ha! i like

vapalux · 7 March 2009, 04:09 AM

Si

elijahenoch · 7 March 2009, 05:11 AM

Nice one !

limbo · 7 March 2009, 06:07 AM

bballchamp · 7 March 2009, 09:52 AM

Def. love this one!

kcmo · 7 March 2009, 10:18 AM

Funny!!!

swatty · 8 March 2009, 08:41 AM

coddger · 8 March 2009, 09:36 AM

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meloncap78 · 9 March 2009, 04:09 AM

johan · 25 March 2009, 03:46 AM

hflee55 · 25 March 2009, 12:08 PM

Tombstone · 25 March 2009, 12:31 PM

TSW · 26 July 2011, 06:42 AM

Good one!

Art 1 · 26 July 2011, 09:27 AM

mitchy · 26 July 2011, 09:15 PM

Route 66 · 26 July 2011, 09:17 PM

Good one!

6 March 2009, 06:10 AM	#1
baldyspoon "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: uk Watch: Rolex 114060 Posts: 725	Vaseline Market Research 18+ A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman at the door with three young children running around her feet. I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?. She said yes my husband and I use it all the time. If you don't mind can I ask what you use it for?. We use it for sex she answered. The researcher was a little taken back . Usally people lie to me and say they use it for their chilids bike chain or to help with a gate hinge. But in fact I know most people use it for sex and I admire you for your honesty. Since you have been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex. The woman said no I don't mind mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.

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