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JJ Irani · 3 July 2009, 03:43 AM

This one is too good... I am still laughing !!

She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes:

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed...

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,

' For the love of God! '

' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.

So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

Cheers - JJ

B Square · 3 July 2009, 03:45 AM

Great

:chuckle :

xtra3cats · 3 July 2009, 04:17 AM

limbo · 3 July 2009, 05:48 AM

T5AUS · 3 July 2009, 06:09 AM

Must remember that Hawaian good luck sign next time I am in a traffic jam

Watchdog · 3 July 2009, 06:10 AM

damoyorkie · 3 July 2009, 06:16 AM

Fantastic, And a Hawaiian good luck sign to you JJ !

V Funny

Latrodectus · 3 July 2009, 12:28 PM

:r ofl:

Ashley · 3 July 2009, 03:15 PM

Launch Mini · 3 July 2009, 03:56 PM

I think she was in front of me on my way home tonight.

swatty · 3 July 2009, 05:04 PM

Very good

idk01 · 3 July 2009, 10:52 PM

DHLChief · 4 July 2009, 09:06 AM

JJ, Made my day. Double Hawaiian Good Luck to all!

Lion · 5 July 2009, 05:27 AM

Excellent!!!

coddger · 5 July 2009, 02:17 PM

sexner · 10 July 2009, 12:38 AM

Lol

Love the Hawaiian good luck sign!!!!!

bodybump · 11 July 2009, 04:06 AM

Andad · 13 July 2009, 02:34 PM

That happened to you on the way back from shopping, didn't it.

johan · 9 January 2010, 05:26 AM

Safetrends · 9 January 2010, 05:34 AM

JJ I love your mom, she is great!

:r ofl:

bmq · 9 January 2010, 05:47 AM

3 July 2009, 03:43 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Grandma's Letter!!! LOL!!!! This one is too good... I am still laughing !! She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did, what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed... I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ' For the love of God! ' ' Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved at all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, Grandma Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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