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Old 16 July 2009, 06:54 PM   #1
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Old pump organ

Miss Bea was in her eighties and much admired for her sweetness and kindness
towards all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon in the spring and
she welcomed him into her Victorian parlour. She invited him to have a seat
while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all
things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity!
Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something! But he certainly couldn't mention
the strange sight in her parlour.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried
to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"

Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking down-town last
fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the
organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know ... I haven't
had a cold all winter."
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Old 16 July 2009, 07:34 PM   #2
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Old 16 July 2009, 10:10 PM   #3
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Old 17 July 2009, 02:03 AM   #4
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Old 17 July 2009, 03:42 AM   #5
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Old 17 July 2009, 01:10 PM   #6
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Old 17 July 2009, 07:16 PM   #7
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Old 24 July 2009, 02:24 PM   #8
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