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wesdaniel · 13 October 2022, 03:38 AM

I recently attended a funeral and felt moved to say something. So, as the minister was finishing his eulogy, I asked the widow if it would be okay for me to say a word. She was somewhat surprised, but told me it would be fine.

So, when the minister finished, I stood up, thought for a moment, and said, "Plethora," then sat down.

A moment later, the widow leaned over to me, hugged me, and said, "Thank you. That means a lot."

Thank you. I'll show myself out.

ZOOK · 13 October 2022, 08:10 AM

ltmgeller · 14 October 2022, 01:43 AM

Bluside · 14 October 2022, 06:50 AM

Had to think about that one for a minute. Very good.

Cazador60 · 15 October 2022, 06:40 AM

coalace · 20 October 2022, 10:53 AM

lmao!

zavvad · 21 October 2022, 12:39 PM

omar-rye · 27 October 2022, 03:57 PM

I had to go on Reddit to find the explanation

mountainjogger · 31 October 2022, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by omar-rye

I had to go on Reddit to find the explanation

I had to ask my dog.

brandrea · 31 October 2022, 12:20 AM

Too highbrow for me. I’ll be honest, had to look it up, and because of that it’s not as funny

13 October 2022, 03:38 AM	#1
wesdaniel 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Real Name: Wes Location: California Watch: Varies Posts: 1,347	Speaking at a Funeral I recently attended a funeral and felt moved to say something. So, as the minister was finishing his eulogy, I asked the widow if it would be okay for me to say a word. She was somewhat surprised, but told me it would be fine. So, when the minister finished, I stood up, thought for a moment, and said, "Plethora," then sat down. A moment later, the widow leaned over to me, hugged me, and said, "Thank you. That means a lot." Thank you. I'll show myself out.

14 October 2022, 01:43 AM	#3
ltmgeller 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Real Name: Mike Location: New York Watch: Rolex Posts: 22,875	__________________ Oh, look at the time... Official Member: 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas International GTG 2019

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13 October 2022, 08:10 AM	#2
ZOOK 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Real Name: Dave Location: PDX Posts: 10,338

14 October 2022, 06:50 AM	#4
Bluside 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Florida Posts: 3,081	Had to think about that one for a minute. Very good.

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20 October 2022, 10:53 AM	#6
coalace "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2022 Location: NY Posts: 16	lmao!

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27 October 2022, 03:57 PM	#8
omar-rye "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2020 Location: Underground Posts: 2,780	I had to go on Reddit to find the explanation

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brandrea 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Real Name: Brian (TBone) Location: canada Watch: es make me smile Posts: 79,413	Too highbrow for me. I’ll be honest, had to look it up, and because of that it’s not as funny

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