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padi56 · 30 October 2006, 12:02 AM

A young boy goes to the zoo with his father Paulie. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant.After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?"
His father Paulie replies "That's his trunk son."
"No, no, Dad," says the boy, "at the back."
"Oh, that's his tail" replies his father.
"No, Dad," the boy says, "Between his legs."
The father looks over and replies "That's his penis, son."
The young lad thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father "Last week Mommy told me that was nothing."
"Well son," replies his father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoilt woman."

C.J. · 30 October 2006, 12:48 AM

JJ Irani · 30 October 2006, 03:08 AM

mailman · 30 October 2006, 06:55 AM

mike · 30 October 2006, 10:18 AM

padi56 · 30 October 2006, 07:35 PM

30 October 2006, 12:02 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Anatomy At The Zoo. A young boy goes to the zoo with his father Paulie. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant.After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?" His father Paulie replies "That's his trunk son." "No, no, Dad," says the boy, "at the back." "Oh, that's his tail" replies his father. "No, Dad," the boy says, "Between his legs." The father looks over and replies "That's his penis, son." The young lad thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father "Last week Mommy told me that was nothing." "Well son," replies his father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoilt woman." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 October 2006, 12:48 AM	#2
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30 October 2006, 03:08 AM	#3
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30 October 2006, 06:55 AM	#4
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30 October 2006, 07:35 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 October 2006, 10:18 AM	#5
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