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idk01 · 13 October 2009, 02:07 AM

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to:
"I love you."

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd
appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a -- "Nice hustle,
you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

The funniest guy in the organisation would get to be Chief.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable
excuse for tardiness.

Two words: Ally McNaked.

The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football
from a Different Camera Angle.

Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the
Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

Phones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

When a cop gave you a ticket, smart-ass responses would actually reduce your
fine. As in:

Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"

You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."

Cop: "Nice one! That's $10 off."

JJ Irani · 13 October 2009, 02:51 AM

figbo · 13 October 2009, 03:28 AM

That's why women think like this of us men!

limbo · 13 October 2009, 05:40 AM

rolex sweep · 13 October 2009, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

That's why women think like this of us men!

ha ha !

AWATCH · 13 October 2009, 06:03 AM

Lion · 13 October 2009, 10:51 AM

Very good!!!

13 October 2009, 02:07 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	If men really ruled the world Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to: "I love you." Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a -- "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it. The funniest guy in the organisation would get to be Chief. "Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. Two words: Ally McNaked. The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle. Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history. Phones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation. When a cop gave you a ticket, smart-ass responses would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one! That's $10 off." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

13 October 2009, 02:51 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 October 2009, 03:28 AM	#3
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	That's why women think like this of us men! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

13 October 2009, 10:51 AM	#7
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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13 October 2009, 05:40 AM	#4
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