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21 October 2009, 12:34 AM
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Guy in Elevator
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down, and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.' The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.. The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me? 'The big dude says: 'I saw your look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks. I'm 7 feet tall. I weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.' The small guy says: 'Turner Brown. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around.'
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21 October 2009, 12:57 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHHHAAH
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21 October 2009, 05:35 AM
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21 October 2009, 06:42 AM
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21 October 2009, 08:16 AM
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Very funny
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28 October 2009, 01:37 AM
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Very funny!!!
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28 October 2009, 01:46 AM
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 :thu mbsup:
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28 October 2009, 02:04 AM
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