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alohanakoni · 30 October 2009, 07:22 AM

The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. On Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around,' he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching
Police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him..

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin? 'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said...

'A pumpkin? •••• ..... Is it midnight already?'

meloncap78 · 30 October 2009, 07:24 AM

sleddog · 30 October 2009, 11:13 AM

Sick,but funny!!!

JJ Irani · 30 October 2009, 11:21 AM

idk01 · 30 October 2009, 09:46 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

dalip · 30 October 2009, 11:18 PM

limbo · 31 October 2009, 05:52 AM

sandytn · 31 October 2009, 05:54 AM

1000ftSub · 31 October 2009, 06:18 AM

Lion · 1 November 2009, 01:23 PM

Very funny!!!

jatco · 19 October 2013, 06:05 AM

My wife just sent me that.. and I was going to post it. Did a search and found it already was...!!

- but it was called Pumpkin Sex..!!

Guess it's that time of the year....

Foxy1 · 19 October 2013, 06:37 AM

Great one

Psmith · 19 October 2013, 09:41 AM

Quite literally an oldie...

jatco · 19 October 2013, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psmith

Quite literally an oldie...

Yeah, No Kidding.. Amazing how some things 'come around' again..and again..!!

cop414 · 19 October 2013, 10:31 AM

Thanks for bringing back a funny one! Love to respond to a post that JJ posted on years ago...

jatco · 19 October 2013, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cop414

Thanks for bringing back a funny one! Love to respond to a post that JJ posted on years ago...

Yeah, seriously.. - 4 years ago..!!

JJ

77T · 29 October 2013, 10:43 AM

Hairdude1 · 29 October 2013, 02:23 PM

funny

43builder · 29 October 2013, 02:25 PM

haha ohh some people.....

Bangel · 31 October 2013, 07:03 PM

mikkolopez · 1 November 2013, 11:34 PM

This is a hilarious one. Now I will never looked at Cinderella the same way again.

30 October 2009, 07:22 AM	#1
alohanakoni "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Anthony Location: USA Watch: Rolex Daytona TT Posts: 860	Pumpkin Patch The police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. On Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around,' he stated in a telephone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching Police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.. 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .. 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin? 'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said... 'A pumpkin? •••• ..... Is it midnight already?' __________________ "Chicka chicka bow wow!"

30 October 2009, 11:13 AM	#3
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19 October 2013, 06:37 AM	#12
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19 October 2013, 10:31 AM	#15
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29 October 2013, 02:23 PM	#18
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1 November 2013, 11:34 PM	#21
mikkolopez "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Philippines Posts: 2,301	This is a hilarious one. Now I will never looked at Cinderella the same way again.

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