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Old 21 February 2009, 09:22 PM   #1
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A Warm Sunny Beach.

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#ck#d?"

The mans heart started beating faster in anticipation as he replied, "No."

She said, "You soon will be when the tide comes in" !
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Old 21 February 2009, 10:18 PM   #2
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Old 22 February 2009, 02:36 AM   #3
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Old 22 February 2009, 03:03 AM   #4
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Old 22 February 2009, 07:33 AM   #6
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Old 22 February 2009, 07:34 AM   #7
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Definitely a funny joke!!!
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