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21 February 2009, 09:22 PM | #1 |
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A Warm Sunny Beach.
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#ck#d?" The mans heart started beating faster in anticipation as he replied, "No." She said, "You soon will be when the tide comes in" !
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21 February 2009, 10:18 PM | #2 |
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22 February 2009, 02:36 AM | #3 |
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oh dear!
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22 February 2009, 03:03 AM | #4 |
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22 February 2009, 07:33 AM | #6 |
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22 February 2009, 07:34 AM | #7 |
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Definitely a funny joke!!!
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