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Madman37 · 17 September 2023, 07:14 AM

Post best dad jokes here i will start

I went to a bee keeper and asked for 12 bees. He gave me 13. I said sir you gave me one extra. He said that’s a free bee.

Porschen · 17 September 2023, 08:02 AM

A Vick’s Vaporub truck crashed during rush hour this morning. Despite blocking multiple lanes, there was no congestion.

AzPaul · 17 September 2023, 08:08 AM

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

Madman37 · 17 September 2023, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porschen

A Vick’s Vaporub truck crashed during rush hour this morning. Despite blocking multiple lanes, there was no congestion.

ha ha

Madman37 · 17 September 2023, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzPaul

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

my kid loved it

THC · 19 September 2023, 09:56 AM

What do ticks and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both ParisSites

brandrea · 20 September 2023, 11:37 PM

I showed my wife this thread …. She simply gave me an eye roll

NewEnthusiast · 21 September 2023, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brandrea

I showed my wife this thread …. She simply gave me an eye roll

That's the highest form of acceptance of a dad joke isn't it?

brandrea · 21 September 2023, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewEnthusiast

That's the highest form of acceptance of a dad joke isn't it?

You know what... I think you're right!

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WatchmeTimepiece · 11 October 2023, 04:59 AM

What do you call a cow with no legs?.......Ground Beef! hahahahaha!

Petroc Tremaine · 15 October 2023, 06:19 PM

What do you call a dinosaur that has gone blind?

Idonthinkhesaurus

HHIslander · 15 October 2023, 09:42 PM

Wife kept complaining I was horrible with directions. So I packed my bags and right.

yfagcagek · 16 October 2023, 02:58 AM

Bump!
It's a nice collection you have there

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Tri-Tip · 19 October 2023, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WatchmeTimepiece

What do you call a cow with no legs?.......Ground Beef! hahahahaha!

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

Houstongator · 21 October 2023, 07:35 AM

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

AzPaul · 26 October 2023, 09:25 AM

There was a kidnapping at my son's school.
The teacher woke him up.

brandrea · 26 October 2023, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Houstongator

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

ltmgeller · 8 November 2023, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HHIslander

Wife kept complaining I was horrible with directions. So I packed my bags and right.

Houstongator · 14 November 2023, 10:00 AM

If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

Shmoopy · 16 November 2023, 05:39 AM

What is a pirate's favorite letter? (Pause for everyone to say "RRRRRRRRRRRR")

Said in my best pirate voice "AAAAARRRRRRR, you'd think that, but it's actually C"

Raaabs · 20 November 2023, 08:01 AM

When does a regular joke become a dad joke?
…
…
When the punchline becomes apparent

AzPaul · 21 November 2023, 11:10 PM

Bono and Edge walk into a bar
The bartender says, "Not U2 again"

Madman37 · 23 November 2023, 01:23 AM

These are all so good thanks for posting i use them all

ltmgeller · 23 November 2023, 03:53 AM

Love these

Number3 · 23 November 2023, 07:36 PM

When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft.

I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

DoricSpiker · 23 November 2023, 10:31 PM

When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

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Number3 · 24 November 2023, 06:46 PM

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

Zandy411 · 25 November 2023, 07:01 AM

What do you call a frozen grape? A chilled vine!

Ted Shred · 25 November 2023, 02:04 PM

A man rushed to see his doctor and, in a panic, exclaimed "Doc! As you can see I shrunk to 3'6" overnight. Please help!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Don't worry, you'll just have to be a little patient."

Number3 · 27 November 2023, 02:53 AM

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

17 September 2023, 07:14 AM	#1
Madman37 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Uk Posts: 1,042	Best dad jokes Post best dad jokes here i will start I went to a bee keeper and asked for 12 bees. He gave me 13. I said sir you gave me one extra. He said that’s a free bee.

17 September 2023, 08:08 AM	#3
AzPaul "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 14,286	What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

26 October 2023, 09:25 AM	#16
AzPaul "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 14,286	There was a kidnapping at my son's school. The teacher woke him up. __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

21 November 2023, 11:10 PM	#22
AzPaul "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 14,286	Bono and Edge walk into a bar The bartender says, "Not U2 again" __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

23 November 2023, 03:53 AM	#24
ltmgeller 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Real Name: Mike Location: New York Watch: Rolex Posts: 22,873	Love these __________________ Oh, look at the time... Official Member: 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas International GTG 2019

17 September 2023, 08:02 AM	#2
Porschen "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2020 Location: USA Posts: 245	A Vick’s Vaporub truck crashed during rush hour this morning. Despite blocking multiple lanes, there was no congestion.

19 September 2023, 09:56 AM	#6
THC 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Real Name: Tom Location: Mandeville La Watch: 126333 Posts: 10,701	What do ticks and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both ParisSites

20 September 2023, 11:37 PM	#7
brandrea 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Real Name: Brian (TBone) Location: canada Watch: es make me smile Posts: 79,413	I showed my wife this thread …. She simply gave me an eye roll

11 October 2023, 04:59 AM	#10
WatchmeTimepiece "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2023 Real Name: Francisco Location: Huntington Beach Watch: Tudor Ranger Posts: 38	What do you call a cow with no legs?.......Ground Beef! hahahahaha!

15 October 2023, 06:19 PM	#11
Petroc Tremaine "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Doggerland Posts: 228	What do you call a dinosaur that has gone blind? Idonthinkhesaurus

15 October 2023, 09:42 PM	#12
HHIslander "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2020 Real Name: Henry Location: USA Posts: 4,288	Wife kept complaining I was horrible with directions. So I packed my bags and right.

16 October 2023, 02:58 AM	#13
yfagcagek "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2023 Location: US Posts: 1	Bump! It's a nice collection you have there Sent from my vivo Y55A using Tapatalk

21 October 2023, 07:35 AM	#15
Houstongator 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Real Name: jb Location: Texas Posts: 2,260	What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

14 November 2023, 10:00 AM	#19
Houstongator 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Real Name: jb Location: Texas Posts: 2,260	If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

16 November 2023, 05:39 AM	#20
Shmoopy "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2021 Location: USA/EU Posts: 381	What is a pirate's favorite letter? (Pause for everyone to say "RRRRRRRRRRRR") Said in my best pirate voice "AAAAARRRRRRR, you'd think that, but it's actually C"

20 November 2023, 08:01 AM	#21
Raaabs "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2023 Location: Norway Posts: 1	When does a regular joke become a dad joke? … … When the punchline becomes apparent

23 November 2023, 01:23 AM	#23
Madman37 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Uk Posts: 1,042	These are all so good thanks for posting i use them all

23 November 2023, 07:36 PM	#25
Number3 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: London Watch: 114060LB Posts: 4,034	When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

23 November 2023, 10:31 PM	#26
DoricSpiker 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 1,624	When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

24 November 2023, 06:46 PM	#27
Number3 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: London Watch: 114060LB Posts: 4,034	What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

25 November 2023, 07:01 AM	#28
Zandy411 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2023 Real Name: Zack Location: newyork Watch: Rolex Posts: 4	What do you call a frozen grape? A chilled vine!

25 November 2023, 02:04 PM	#29
Ted Shred "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Real Name: Kevin Location: Canada Watch: Rolex/ Ω Posts: 658	A man rushed to see his doctor and, in a panic, exclaimed "Doc! As you can see I shrunk to 3'6" overnight. Please help!" The doctor calmly replied, "Don't worry, you'll just have to be a little patient." __________________ Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so

27 November 2023, 02:53 AM	#30
Number3 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: London Watch: 114060LB Posts: 4,034	I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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