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padi56 · 29 July 2009, 12:54 AM

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but
don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

idk01 · 29 July 2009, 01:10 AM

SubmarinerMan · 29 July 2009, 02:21 AM

Lion · 29 July 2009, 02:26 AM

Very funny!!!

JJ Irani · 29 July 2009, 04:05 AM

simoesm · 29 July 2009, 04:08 AM

FUNNY

limbo · 29 July 2009, 06:34 AM

davidwatts · 29 July 2009, 06:49 AM

very good. thanks padi !!

sexner · 29 July 2009, 07:04 AM

use it or lose it eh?

Rebel · 29 July 2009, 07:44 AM

alohanakoni · 29 July 2009, 07:48 AM

very funny!!!

swatty · 29 July 2009, 07:33 PM

Thats Great

Rolexophile · 29 July 2009, 09:10 PM

Love it!

padi56 · 30 July 2009, 03:07 AM

Thanks guys will have to dig my joke book out.

JJ Irani · 30 July 2009, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Thanks guys will have to dig my joke book out.

Good on you, Peter. Great to have you back in high spirits, my friend!!

padi56 · 30 July 2009, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Good on you, Peter. Great to have you back in high spirits, my friend!!

Thanks JJ just got to look at life though the positive window, but now feeling a lot better in myself.

chenx15 · 30 July 2009, 07:17 PM

Padi you always have best ones

coddger · 31 July 2009, 01:24 PM

ghanemC · 31 July 2009, 04:15 PM

allanofcalifornia · 31 July 2009, 04:25 PM

Allan

johan · 9 January 2010, 05:41 AM

RFXMM · 9 January 2010, 05:48 AM

Why are you laughing? There is a moral to that story.

Fofo · 9 January 2010, 09:48 AM

29 July 2009, 12:54 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	A Very Good Explanation. A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!' And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!' And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.' The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use? __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

29 July 2009, 01:10 AM	#2
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29 July 2009, 02:21 AM	#3
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29 July 2009, 02:26 AM	#4
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29 July 2009, 04:05 AM	#5
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29 July 2009, 06:49 AM	#8
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29 July 2009, 07:04 AM	#9
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29 July 2009, 07:44 AM	#10
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29 July 2009, 07:48 AM	#11
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29 July 2009, 07:33 PM	#12
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29 July 2009, 09:10 PM	#13
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30 July 2009, 03:07 AM	#14
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	Thanks guys will have to dig my joke book out. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 July 2009, 07:17 PM	#17
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