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Old 8 January 2007, 09:13 PM   #1
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Making ends meet.

A guy called JJ walks into a brothel goes to the desk and talks to the madame. "I've only got a tenner. What can I get for that?" "We offer the best deals in town" she replies, "For £10 you can go to Room 1". JJ goes to the room and finds a gorgeous blond. He gets down to business and leaves well satisfied. Next day he goes back "I've only got a fiver today." he says. "For £5 you get Room 2" she tells him He goes into the 2nd room where there's a pretty ropey redhead "Oh well not bad for a fiver" he thinks to himself as he's shagging her senseless. Next day JJ goes back "Me again what can I get for ?£2.50?" he asks "Room 3" she says pointing down the corridor. In the room he finds a sheep! "Well its only £2.50" he thinks, strips off and sh@gs the sheep. By now his funds are running very low. He returns to the brothel "I've only got a quid - can I have anything for that?" "Hmmm... You've been a good customer this week so I can let you go to room 4 for £1." she decides. Off he goes. The room is full of chairs so he sits down and then he realises he is watching a live sex show with a guy trying to screw a chicken. "That's disgusting" he says to the bloke next to him. "You should of been here yesterday mate - there was a guy sh@gging a sheep!" and he was really going,and looked like if he was really enjoying himself.
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Old 8 January 2007, 09:41 PM   #2
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Old 8 January 2007, 09:59 PM   #3
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Old 9 January 2007, 03:54 AM   #4
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And, Robert, you're still a SUPER TOSSER!!
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Old 9 January 2007, 11:37 AM   #6
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Too funny!

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