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11 January 2007, 10:26 PM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng
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Two Brooms.
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy... even these silly little clean jokes Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around! 
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11 January 2007, 10:38 PM
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12 January 2007, 04:08 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
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12 January 2007, 07:52 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there
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12 January 2007, 09:03 AM
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Groan
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