A blonde goes on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

[Dr. Robert]

Regis- Barbara, you've done very well so far....$500,000. & 1 lifeline left-
phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of 1
million $'s....if you get it right....if you get it wrong you will drop back
to $32,000. Are you ready?

Barbara-Sure, I'll have a go!

Regis- Which of the following birds do not build it's own nest?
Is it:
a) Robin, b)sparrow, c)cuckoo, d) thrush
Remember Barbara, it's worth 1 million $'s!

Barbara- I think I know, but I'm not 100% sure...Regis, I'd like to phone
a friend.

Regis- Yes, who would you like to phone?

Barbara- My friend Maggie.

phone ringing.....

Maggie(also a blonde)- Hello....

Regis- Hello Maggie, it's Regis from Who wants to be a millionaire. I have
Barbara here, she's doing very well, but needs your help to be
a millionaire!

Barbara- Maggie, which of the following birds do not build it's own nest?
Is it...a)robin, b)sparrow,c)cuckoo,d)thrush

Maggie- Oh gee Barbara, that's simple...it's a cuckoo.

Barbara- Are you sure?

Maggie- Yes, I'm sure.

Barbara- Thanks. hangs up.

Regis- Well, do you want to keep the $500,000 or play on for the million?

Barbara- I'll play on....I'll go w/ c. cuckoo.

Regis- Is that you final answer?

Barbara- Yes it is.

Regis- Barbara, you had $500,000 & you said cuckoo...you're right.....
you've just won a million dollars! Here is your check, you've
been a great contestant...audience put your hands together for
Barbara.
clapping.

That night Barbara calls Maggie & invites her out for champagne. As they
are celebrating......Maggie asks-how did you know a cuckoo doesn't build it's
own nest???????

Maggie- Listen Barbara, everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock.

[figbo]

Ha!

[blackmsport]

ha ha ha .... love it

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[Lion]

Yikes!!!

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pha ha ha ha

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Lol

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a corker!!!!

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