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padi56 · 29 November 2005, 08:52 PM

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole fooking works!

I've busted my arse for a bloody near a year,
Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got pissed and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has aids.
And just when I thought that things would get better
Those arseholes from the IRS sent me a letter,
They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent me Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits
They want the impossible--Those mean little sh!ts
I spent a whole year making waggons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
I made a ton of yo yo's--Not one request for them,
All they want computers,games,and robots they think I'm IBM!
except one young lad Tyler who wants a Rolex watch Subem

Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat arse and draw unemployment payment.

There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason
I found me a buxom blond, I'm going SOUTH for the season

And just to let you know,I will spend all my time doing this
now this is my once and for all, my final last wish.

JJ Irani · 30 November 2005, 03:38 AM

Hilarious!!!

mailman · 30 November 2005, 09:47 AM

Beautiful Padi.

dina · 30 November 2005, 12:38 PM

padi56 · 30 November 2005, 06:30 PM

lol

Earl · 30 November 2005, 08:33 PM

a great edit Peter :o)

29 November 2005, 08:52 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	A Christmas Story. 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole fooking works! I've busted my arse for a bloody near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got pissed and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has aids. And just when I thought that things would get better Those arseholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent me Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little sh!ts I spent a whole year making waggons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--Not one request for them, All they want computers,games,and robots they think I'm IBM! except one young lad Tyler who wants a Rolex watch Subem Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat arse and draw unemployment payment. There's no Christmas this year, now you know the reason I found me a buxom blond, I'm going SOUTH for the season And just to let you know,I will spend all my time doing this now this is my once and for all, my final last wish. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 November 2005, 03:38 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hilarious!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

30 November 2005, 09:47 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Beautiful Padi. __________________ JJ

30 November 2005, 06:30 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	lol __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 November 2005, 12:38 PM	#4
dina "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Dina Location: utica Posts: 1,392

30 November 2005, 08:33 PM	#6
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	a great edit Peter :o)

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