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Old 16 August 2012, 10:43 PM   #1
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My Olympic condoms have arrived

Husband says to wife, "My Olympic condoms

have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight."



Wife says, "Why not wear Silver and come

second for a change . "


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Old 17 August 2012, 01:32 AM   #2
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Ha ha, good one
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Old 17 August 2012, 02:33 PM   #4
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I'd just hate to get a bronze!
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Old 17 August 2012, 02:49 PM   #5
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I'd just hate to get a bronze!
Haha, that's an even better punch line!
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Old 17 August 2012, 04:25 PM   #6
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I'd just hate to get a bronze!


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Old 17 August 2012, 04:31 PM   #7
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Old 17 August 2012, 08:56 PM   #8
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Old 18 August 2012, 11:16 PM   #12
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I'd just hate to get a bronze! THAT IS A GOOD REPLY
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