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Old 29 September 2008, 10:52 PM   #1
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and so it begins

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $5

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked Conservative or Grilled Liberal: $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?


The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'
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Old 29 September 2008, 11:17 PM   #2
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Old 30 September 2008, 01:15 AM   #3
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Old 30 September 2008, 02:32 AM   #4
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Old 30 September 2008, 03:07 AM   #5
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Old 30 September 2008, 03:12 AM   #6
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That is a good one...
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Old 30 September 2008, 07:30 PM   #7
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Old 1 October 2008, 11:10 AM   #8
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this is so trueeeeeeeee
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Old 1 October 2008, 05:41 PM   #11
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Old 1 October 2008, 07:10 PM   #12
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