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9 October 2008, 11:05 PM
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Little old lady
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll
remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne, tttenn inchessss llong a aand aabbou t twoo inchess ththiick... aaand rruns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do" She asks: " Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn IT offffff?" 
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10 October 2008, 12:03 AM
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10 October 2008, 02:59 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!  I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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10 October 2008, 06:50 AM
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Ffffffffffffuunnyyyyyyyyy.
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10 October 2008, 07:15 AM
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10 October 2008, 12:29 PM
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YOU ARE WRONG!!
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10 October 2008, 12:31 PM
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10 October 2008, 07:43 PM
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Real Name: Peter
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11 October 2008, 06:05 AM
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Member
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11 October 2008, 04:31 PM
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Real Name: Ashley
Location: Calgary
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Good one!
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12 October 2008, 10:07 AM
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Real Name: Peter
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Rofl!
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12 October 2008, 10:17 AM
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Real Name: Fred
Location: KY, USA
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 :thumbsup :
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