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JJ Irani · 13 October 2008, 02:44 AM

You just can't make this stuff up!!

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude' s ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.'

Cheers - JJ

Troy · 13 October 2008, 03:15 AM

toph · 13 October 2008, 04:04 AM

thats unbelievable

figbo · 13 October 2008, 04:20 AM

asadtiger · 13 October 2008, 05:14 AM

OH MY GOD!..thats terrible..stunning!

eric23 · 13 October 2008, 06:49 AM

Lisa · 13 October 2008, 06:58 AM

It really happened?!! OMG!

CH & USA · 13 October 2008, 07:42 AM

:r ofl:

MAO

This is hilarious; is it a true story?

mopsey · 13 October 2008, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

You just can't make this stuff up!!

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude' s ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.'

Cheers - JJ

They're all mad mate.

East Bay Rider · 13 October 2008, 09:54 AM

Funny stuff

Snopes link

swatty · 13 October 2008, 10:16 AM

k4vks · 13 October 2008, 12:52 PM

lol...u had me believing it...i even just called my buddy that works for Ft Lauderdale PD to see if he know about this!

u got me jj!

ratae1950 · 13 October 2008, 12:55 PM

Funny US urban myth.

limbo · 13 October 2008, 01:18 PM

Good story

13 October 2008, 02:44 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Only in Florida..... You just can't make this stuff up!! When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.' Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.' The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude' s ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.' Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 October 2008, 04:04 AM	#3
toph "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: ChrisTOPHer Location: Sydney Watch: Rolex, Brellum, Posts: 12,601	thats unbelievable __________________ "Where no counsel is the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety." Member No.# 11795

13 October 2008, 09:54 AM	#10
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,073	Funny stuff Snopes link __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

13 October 2008, 12:52 PM	#12
k4vks "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Vishnu Location: FL, USA Posts: 197	lol...u had me believing it...i even just called my buddy that works for Ft Lauderdale PD to see if he know about this! u got me jj! __________________ 73's AJ4VS (new callsign)

13 October 2008, 12:55 PM	#13
ratae1950 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Cambridge Ma Posts: 2,331	Funny US urban myth. __________________ Yunnoworameenmiduck

13 October 2008, 03:15 AM	#2
Troy Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Troy Location: Calgary, Alberta Watch: Tudor Sub. 7928 Posts: 1,275

13 October 2008, 04:20 AM	#4
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13 October 2008, 05:14 AM	#5
asadtiger "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Asad A. Awan Location: kabul, Afghanista Watch: Tissot PRX Posts: 2,698	OH MY GOD!..thats terrible..stunning!

13 October 2008, 06:49 AM	#6
eric23 "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Eric Location: Calgary Posts: 9,595

13 October 2008, 06:58 AM	#7
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	It really happened?!! OMG!

13 October 2008, 07:42 AM	#8
CH & USA Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Good ol' USA Watch: DATEJUST (116200) Posts: 161	:r ofl: MAO This is hilarious; is it a true story?

13 October 2008, 10:16 AM	#11
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415

13 October 2008, 01:18 PM	#14
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Good story

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