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Old 29 October 2008, 07:15 PM   #1
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Bank Robbery

A young woman works in a sperm bank was shock with a sudden appearance of a man in a mask with a gun in his hand.
"This is robbery", shout the man in mask,"Please coorperate".
The young woman said with shaking,"But this is a sperm bank, sir. We do not keep any money in here"
The man in mask pointing the gun to the head of the woman,"I know. Just take any new sperm that you have."
The woman take a bottle full of sperm and give it to the man in mask.
The man pushed it back to the woman and shout,"Drink it."
Without thinking twice, the woman open the bottle and drink the whole content.
The man open his mask and simply said,"I've told you, it is not that difficult!".
The man is the young woman's husband.
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Old 29 October 2008, 10:20 PM   #2
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Old 30 October 2008, 03:06 AM   #3
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Old 30 October 2008, 05:44 AM   #4
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Old 30 October 2008, 06:45 AM   #5
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