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jamesbondOO7 · 16 March 2011, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by The GMT Master

1) Take it off and swallow it, it'll cure your hiccups and improve accuracy

2) The only answer is to attach the patented Rolex watch parachute and hurl it from the plane. You can find it later by using the patented Rolex divining rod. Both of these can be yours for £999 each

3) The watch will magnetise the phone. If you have to use a phone whilst wearing a Rolex, speaking whilst doing a handstand should solve any problems

4) Avoid eating cheese. Rolexes are lactose intolerant

5) If you wear a Rolex when driving, make sure you drive in the same lane as the hand you wear it on. Not following this advice could make your watch explode.

6) You can wear a Rolex when clubbing, but dancing may cause irreversible damage to your dignity

7) Allowing your Rolex to smoke 20 Marlboros a day significantly improves accuracy, although it may develop a nasty cough

That is helping. Thanks! About 4, does that include all produces from Wisconsin?

jamesbondOO7 · 16 March 2011, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Onikage

If you must fart do it slowly and quietly. Loud and rapidly ejected farts cause a sudden increase in atmospheric pressure and could cause the crown to unscrew itself, thus infecting all Rolexes without the gas release valve with highly destructive noxious gas.

I wanted to ask about that situation precisely, but was not sure if I could. I have the answer now, many thanks! Up to now, I always took my watch off and went to fart in another room.I was indeed concerned by the rapid change in atmospheric pressure and my Rolex does not have an escape valve like I do.

jamesbondOO7 · 16 March 2011, 05:39 PM

When I wear my Rolex, should I always take the lift, or can I take the stairs? I like to do a bit of exercise, but I am concerned about the vibrations for my watch. Is there a difference between going up or down the stairs? Is there a maximum speed? If yes, how many steps (standard height) per minute? Thanks!

Johny · 16 March 2011, 11:09 PM

which is the best type of hole to dig whilst wearing your rolex, round or square. thank you in advance.

chicfarmer1 · 16 March 2011, 11:25 PM

I'm three inches (7.5 cm) tall. Would a YG diamond Day Date look too flash?

Grumpy Badger · 16 March 2011, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny

which is the best type of hole to dig whilst wearing your rolex, round or square. thank you in advance.

hexagonal, you fool!

Johny · 16 March 2011, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

hexagonal, you fool!

fool

might be best to find out which type of rolex first.

Grumpy Badger · 16 March 2011, 11:37 PM

My bad!

I got confused, hexagonal for Audy P ROO, dodecahedral for Rolex Holes, regardless of model!

Can I ride my horses wearing a sub or is it correct for the horse to wear the watch during exercise?

cgjane · 16 March 2011, 11:39 PM

Is INSERT WATCH HERE too big for my wrist?

I dunno, have you tried it on? How am I supposed to know 10000000 miles away?

jamesbondOO7 · 16 March 2011, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

Can I ride my horses wearing a sub or is it correct for the horse to wear the watch during exercise?

I have tried both.

Grumpy Badger · 16 March 2011, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

I have tried both.

But which is correct and which invalidates the warranty?

Since I have a Sub is it only rated for use on Sea-horses?

jamesbondOO7 · 16 March 2011, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

But which is correct and which invalidates the warranty?

Since I have a Sub is it only rated for use on Sea-horses?

The warranty is invalidated as soon as one uses the watch outside its designed parameters. The Explorer II, as I understand it, is for cavemen, and they disappeared long ago.
The Subs are for divers. When used outside the sea, no warranty I'm afraid.

Sea horses, poor things, disappearing fast. Bloody pollution.

PS I also have a Datejust. I guess it is only for dating.

jamesbondOO7 · 26 March 2011, 06:45 PM

We had a brief tremor at 7:36 this am, magnitude 4. Do I need to have my watch checked?

Grumpy Badger · 26 March 2011, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

We had a brief tremor at 7:36 this am, magnitude 4. Do I need to have my watch checked?

An earth tremor or did you and Mrs Bond have an "intimate moment"?

If so, Good Drills on the factor 4!

jamesbondOO7 · 26 March 2011, 07:01 PM

Now, now

Regional
Sismo de magnitude 4 sentido esta manhã no Algarve

d.r. Ver Fotos »
Sismos
Um sismo de magnitude 4, que foi sentido, ocorreu esta manhã, às 7h36, a Este de Monchique, informa o site do Instituto de Meteorologia.

Vários leitores confirmaram ao barlavento.online que o sismo foi sentido em todo o Algarve, em especial na zona do Barlavento, e ainda no Baixo Alentejo.

O sismo não provocou quaisquer danos.

Ainda segundo os dados do site do IM, este foi o sismo de maior magnitude registado este ano na rede sismológica nacional.
26 de Março de 2011 | 08:20
barlavento

Xenophon · 26 March 2011, 10:56 PM

I don't like to look at Rolex on my wrist too much in case it wears it out

jamesbondOO7 · 3 June 2011, 03:52 AM

Was sunbathing today. Is it safe to wear a black dial watch in the sun?

757doc001 · 3 June 2011, 04:00 AM

Once my Rolex stops running, do I need to purchase a new battery or just throw away the watch altogether?

rosspanics · 3 June 2011, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by chicfarmer1

If I take my Rolex off, can it go back again on my wrist, or was that it?

757doc001 · 3 June 2011, 04:05 AM

The previos was my 200th post, Don't I win a new watch now??

Johnny tell him whats he won!!!! A horrible addiction!!

moviefreak · 3 June 2011, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

I have so many questions about my Rolex...

If I have a hiccup, should I take it off as it might impact its accuracy?

On a plane, if the pilot announces that there will be turbulences, what should I do? Is it better to keep it on the wrist or should I take it off and put it inside my hand luggage?

Can the use of a mobile phone magnetize my Rolex? Should I be careful which hand I use for my mobile phone vis-à-vis the wrist I wear my Rolex on?

Is there any food, I should avoid when wearing my Rolex?

Can I wear my Rolex when I drive or only on motorways? Can bumps in the road damage it?

Can I wear my Rolex when I go to a night club or could disco dancing damage it?

Does smoke affect its accuracy?

All those questions, please help.

you are James Bond.... why should you care...

mfer · 3 June 2011, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by cyglee

Can Chuck Norris wear a Rolex, and have it keep running?

Of course, he doesn't even have to move or wind it. Chuck Norris will just look at it and the watch becomes scared and moves, keeping it self wound.

thewatchguy93 · 3 June 2011, 04:51 AM

You can't be serious about these questions surely, what food will damage my rolex? wow thats new to me, spend 5K on a watch and can't wear it anywhere!!??

Sorry if I sound sharp but just wear your watch, thats what you bought it for?

Dino

R.G · 3 June 2011, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dingoo93

you can't be serious about these questions surely, what food will damage my rolex? Wow thats new to me, spend 5k on a watch and can't wear it anywhere!!??

sorry if i sound sharp but just wear your watch, thats what you bought it for?

Dino

w - t - f ??!!

The GMT Master · 3 June 2011, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dingoo93

You can't be serious about these questions surely, what food will damage my rolex? wow thats new to me, spend 5K on a watch and can't wear it anywhere!!??

Sorry if I sound sharp but just wear your watch, thats what you bought it for?

Dino

Dino mate, it's making fun of the silly questions some people ask

2th Dr · 3 June 2011, 05:07 AM

If I drive my car with the window open and my arm hanging out, will my Rolex fall off? Would that be covered under my warranty???

757doc001 · 3 June 2011, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 2th DR

If I drive my car with the window open and my arm hanging out, will my Rolex fall off? Would that be covered under my warranty???

Its only covered if your driving with the car clock turned off, then it is actually covered my the cars warranty, you know its a tool watch after all.

escudoturbo · 3 June 2011, 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

If I look at my Rolex for too long, can it damage my eyes?

Only with its 'awesomeness'.

2th Dr · 3 June 2011, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 757doc001

Its only covered if your driving with the car clock turned off, then it is actually covered my the cars warranty, you know its a tool watch after all.

Ahh, okay. That makes sense.

ArcticMoose · 3 June 2011, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

The Explorer II, as I understand it, is for cavemen, and they disappeared long ago.
The Subs are for divers. When used outside the sea, no warranty I'm afraid.

This always confuses me when I go cave diving. I usually end up wearing both.

16 March 2011, 05:39 PM	#33
jamesbondOO7 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Real Name: BondJamesBond Location: The Algarve Watch: Rolex or nothing Posts: 4,090	When I wear my Rolex, should I always take the lift, or can I take the stairs? I like to do a bit of exercise, but I am concerned about the vibrations for my watch. Is there a difference between going up or down the stairs? Is there a maximum speed? If yes, how many steps (standard height) per minute? Thanks! __________________ ♛ 5-digit Rolex or nothing ♛

16 March 2011, 11:09 PM	#34
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16 March 2011, 11:39 PM	#39
cgjane "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Houston Watch: 116509 BlackArabic Posts: 1,176	Is INSERT WATCH HERE too big for my wrist? I dunno, have you tried it on? How am I supposed to know 10000000 miles away? __________________ Life is an adventure or nothing at all.

26 March 2011, 06:45 PM	#43
jamesbondOO7 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Real Name: BondJamesBond Location: The Algarve Watch: Rolex or nothing Posts: 4,090	We had a brief tremor at 7:36 this am, magnitude 4. Do I need to have my watch checked? __________________ ♛ 5-digit Rolex or nothing ♛

26 March 2011, 07:01 PM	#45
jamesbondOO7 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Real Name: BondJamesBond Location: The Algarve Watch: Rolex or nothing Posts: 4,090	Now, now Regional Sismo de magnitude 4 sentido esta manhã no Algarve d.r. Ver Fotos » Sismos Um sismo de magnitude 4, que foi sentido, ocorreu esta manhã, às 7h36, a Este de Monchique, informa o site do Instituto de Meteorologia. Vários leitores confirmaram ao barlavento.online que o sismo foi sentido em todo o Algarve, em especial na zona do Barlavento, e ainda no Baixo Alentejo. O sismo não provocou quaisquer danos. Ainda segundo os dados do site do IM, este foi o sismo de maior magnitude registado este ano na rede sismológica nacional. 26 de Março de 2011 \| 08:20 barlavento __________________ ♛ 5-digit Rolex or nothing ♛

16 March 2011, 11:25 PM	#35
chicfarmer1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Real Name: J Location: USA Midwest Watch: Midsize Datejust Posts: 2,611	I'm three inches (7.5 cm) tall. Would a YG diamond Day Date look too flash?

16 March 2011, 11:37 PM	#38
Grumpy Badger "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Real Name: Mark Location: Bonny Scotland Watch: 14060M Sub (cosc) Posts: 5,280	My bad! I got confused, hexagonal for Audy P ROO, dodecahedral for Rolex Holes, regardless of model! Can I ride my horses wearing a sub or is it correct for the horse to wear the watch during exercise?

26 March 2011, 10:56 PM	#46
Xenophon 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Xenophon Location: UK Posts: 2,734	I don't like to look at Rolex on my wrist too much in case it wears it out __________________ The sea! The sea! Θάλαττα! θάλαττα!

3 June 2011, 03:52 AM	#47
jamesbondOO7 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Real Name: BondJamesBond Location: The Algarve Watch: Rolex or nothing Posts: 4,090	Was sunbathing today. Is it safe to wear a black dial watch in the sun? __________________ ♛ 5-digit Rolex or nothing ♛

3 June 2011, 04:00 AM	#48
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2th Dr Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Mark-O! Location: Arlington, TX Watch: Rolex Posts: 12,714	If I drive my car with the window open and my arm hanging out, will my Rolex fall off? Would that be covered under my warranty???

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