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ras47 · 22 September 2018, 07:58 AM

I heard of a a guy playing Bullsh!t Bingo at a meeting and actually yelling "BINGO!!" when he filled his card. I also heard that guy is looking for a new job.

enjoythemusic · 22 September 2018, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Star Ferry

It'd be nice if you could credit the author

It's classic Dave Barry.

vipereaper30 · 22 September 2018, 08:43 AM

Must...stay...awake...

Can you just stare at your watch until it's over?

Old Geezer · 22 September 2018, 11:16 PM

I was in a 3 day meeting recently and glanced over at a co-worker seated near me with his leg crossed and almost pee’d my pants. He was wearing a pair of socks that said “This meeting is Bullshit”. I texted him and we chuckled. He told me the day before his socks said “ I once gave a F—k”. The expletive was only visible if he removed his shoe. Turns out his wife is the culprit buying him the socks.

Rock · 23 September 2018, 05:22 PM

I've been in meetings where someone actually went to sleep and snored.
Everyone stopped and looked at her, then just carried on.
I totally know how she felt. I have been in meetings (usually after lunch) where it was absolute agony trying to stay awake. I was in pain.

Andad · 23 September 2018, 06:04 PM

I don’t have to go to boring meetings but still have to go the occasional specific site safety induction.......Jeez.......

Brew · 23 September 2018, 06:08 PM

I have a 55 gallon fish tank in my (home) office helping me get through boring meetings. I just watch the fish go round and round.

23 September 2018, 05:22 PM	#35
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23 September 2018, 06:04 PM	#36
Andad 2025 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Eddie Location: Australia Watch: A few. Posts: 37,725	I don’t have to go to boring meetings but still have to go the occasional specific site safety induction.......Jeez....... __________________ E

22 September 2018, 08:43 AM	#33
vipereaper30 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Real Name: BMF Location: Tennessee USA Watch: FPJ UTC Posts: 2,272	Must...stay...awake... Can you just stare at your watch until it's over?

22 September 2018, 11:16 PM	#34
Old Geezer "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: South Carolina Posts: 5,348	I was in a 3 day meeting recently and glanced over at a co-worker seated near me with his leg crossed and almost pee’d my pants. He was wearing a pair of socks that said “This meeting is Bullshit”. I texted him and we chuckled. He told me the day before his socks said “ I once gave a F—k”. The expletive was only visible if he removed his shoe. Turns out his wife is the culprit buying him the socks.

23 September 2018, 06:08 PM	#37
Brew "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2018 Real Name: Larry Location: Finger Lakes Posts: 6,007	I have a 55 gallon fish tank in my (home) office helping me get through boring meetings. I just watch the fish go round and round.

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