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Lisa · 22 March 2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by figbo

That question will be hovering in your mind like voulchers,but nowadays vasectomies are 100% reversable so,don't worry Lisa!

Yeaaahhhhh....no worries.

Lisa · 22 March 2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bisquitlips

Oh my GOSH!!!!!

Do you mean what I know you mean!!????

Ahem........ does that really happen???

Never mind. There are some things I really don't want to know....!

Besides severe results of diarrhea, we now have another use for Chapstick!

Regrettably, I had a beer this evening. One beer!

PS - I've really never known of that happening.

Bisquitlips · 22 March 2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Regrettably, I had a beer this evening. One beer!

PS - I've really never known of that happening.

What?? The one beer or the "other" experience??

Lisa · 22 March 2009, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bisquitlips

What?? The one beer or the "other" experience??

Tee hee. The chapstick thingie.

limbo · 22 March 2009, 01:54 PM

I've has mine done in 2005. Heard all the stories from those who had it done. Most had no major probs. A few had issues like swelling and infections, etc.

I had no issues. Had a local anaesthetic and was awake the whole time, but did not want to look as I was squeamish. The doctor offered to set up a mirror if I wanted to see the him doing it.

The wife watched the whole thing, including calling me "numb nuts" when the anaesthetic started working.

Took a few days for the numbness/slight soreness to go away. Went back a week later to have stiches removed. Had to have a semen sample sent away for tests and it came back negative, so all is fine. No difference in libido or performance.

Bisquitlips · 22 March 2009, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Tee hee. The chapstick thingie.

I can certainly say that when traveling abroad in countries where, shall we say, the "quick step" is prevalent, you become very thankful that the Chapstick tube rolls out as far as it does!

Someone was thinking when they invented that stuff!

Lisa · 22 March 2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bisquitlips

For those who are of the more adventurous sort:

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Originally Posted by Jocke

Is that Dan Pierce at the cover?

Jocke

Dan wouldn't need a kit - he just needs to fall off his bicycle just right!

Bisquitlips · 22 March 2009, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Dan wouldn't need a kit - he just needs to fall off his bicycle just right!

Ooooh! Ouch!

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 03:36 PM

.....at this entire thread. It's gone ballistic!!

Bisquitlips · 22 March 2009, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

.....at this entire thread. It's gone ballistic!!

It's all Lisa's fault! She knows just how to pull the right strings.... err tubes on all of us!

Lisa · 22 March 2009, 03:47 PM

But JJ just said "ballistic" so he's as bad as I am.

And I really don't mean to derail this thread because it has sparked renewed discussion on the topic in my household! More stories, please. We have a tomcat who needs fixin' over here.

Lisa · 22 March 2009, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

Sorry boys... whether you're snipped or not, the rule still applies:

Honey, they've ALL got Rolexes - this is TRF!

Lisa · 22 March 2009, 03:52 PM

Besides, Richard - t'was you who started it all with your cartoons and whatnot!

Bisquitlips · 22 March 2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

But JJ just said "ballistic" so he's as bad as I am.

And I really don't mean to derail this thread because it has sparked renewed discussion on the topic in my household! More stories, please. We have a tomcat who needs fixin' over here.

OK, back on the subject of vasectomies.

Have he do a buddy plan with one of his friends!

Lisa · 22 March 2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Bisquitlips

OK, back on the subject of vasectomies.

Have he do a buddy plan with one of his friends!

His brother in law had a reversal about 15 years ago. They're done having kids, so we'll break the news to him in the morning.

And now, off to bed! This has been fun, guys, thanks for the giggles.

linda · 22 March 2009, 05:08 PM

Just a couple little snips, no big deal. What you guys say 'bout that? Much easier on the men, than us women. Of course, my hubby strongly disagrees with me, imagine that!

Goodwatch · 23 March 2009, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by linda

Just a couple little snips, no big deal. What you guys say 'bout that? Much easier on the men, than us women. Of course, my hubby strongly disagrees with me, imagine that!

True but it ain't no pick-nick either. I urge the men who are contemplating the procedure to at least take a two days rest afterwards. I didn't and wound up in first-aid

DoxaDavid · 23 March 2009, 08:49 AM

Not really a vasectomy story but close..

My friend grew up in Long Island, NY and once he and his friend were playing catch with a football. (American, not the funny black and white checked one some of you call our soccer ball

)

Anyway, back in the '70's many of us older than 35 will recall lots of cars had those nice useless hood ornaments.

My buddy threw the pass up and his friend went diving for it. He turned, tried to leap over the hood of a car and performed shall we say a self-vasectomy by ahem hooking "his family jewel bag" on said hood ornament and tearing it in two. OUCH!! I believe he said the doctors managed to save one of his two "jewels". Can't even imagine the pain..

Thought I would share this visual with all you guys on the fence!

Heheh. Sorry Lisa, I'm bad!

Bisquitlips · 23 March 2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by DoxaDavid

Not really a vasectomy story but close..

My friend grew up in Long Island, NY and once he and his friend were playing catch with a football. (American, not the funny black and white checked one some of you call our soccer ball

)

Anyway, back in the '70's many of us older than 35 will recall lots of cars had those nice useless hood ornaments.

My buddy threw the pass up and his friend went diving for it. He turned, tried to leap over the hood of a car and performed shall we say a self-vasectomy by ahem hooking "his family jewel bag" on said hood ornament and tearing it in two. OUCH!! I believe he said the doctors managed to save one of his two "jewels". Can't even imagine the pain..

Thought I would share this visual with all you guys on the fence!

Heheh. Sorry Lisa, I'm bad!

This is 100,000 times MORE agonizing than the real thing!

Vasectomies are a breeze!

Just remember guys! Your wives will turn into different creatures after your more than male decision to get it done!!!

Shall we imagine that you will need all the physical stamina you can muster afterward! More than a good reason to get one!

A Wussie should get no P__ssy!

rsmithsss · 23 March 2009, 10:51 AM

I had one less than a year ago. It was a "no scalpel". The apprehension in the 2 weeks leading up to it was the worst part. The procedure itself took about 10-15 minutes and was faaaaar less horrifying than I had convinced myself prior. I followed the post-op instructions, came back for check up and 2 "specimen tests" and it worked! I highly recommend it---ultimate freedom!! My sex life improved too!

GrandDaddy · 23 March 2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by rsmithsss

I had one less than a year ago. It was a "no scalpel". The apprehension in the 2 weeks leading up to it was the worst part. The procedure itself took about 10-15 minutes and was faaaaar less horrifying than I had convinced myself prior. I followed the post-op instructions, came back for check up and 2 "specimen tests" and it worked! I highly recommend it---ultimate freedom!! My sex life improved too!

I think we scared Vernon. Don't worry, the first shot only feels like ant bites - by a million ants.

Bisquitlips · 23 March 2009, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by rsmithsss

I had one less than a year ago. It was a "no scalpel". The apprehension in the 2 weeks leading up to it was the worst part. The procedure itself took about 10-15 minutes and was faaaaar less horrifying than I had convinced myself prior. I followed the post-op instructions, came back for check up and 2 "specimen tests" and it worked! I highly recommend it---ultimate freedom!! My sex life improved too!

Two cuts. 15 minutes, and no problems!

You can do it laying down listening to Vivaldi!

Flaxmoore · 23 March 2009, 01:12 PM

I'm going to have it done early this summer- right after my exams.

Any pointers, gents? Eight weeks post-op is eight weeks longer than I want my wife to remain on the pill, but it'll do.

Jimbits76 · 23 March 2009, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Me, too, Richard! That time I walked too fast to get to the liquor store before it closed.....

I really shouldn't have written that. Given the subject matter, though....

That made me spill my tea and caused my monocle to pop out!!!!!!!!

As for the vasectomy...pah. I haven't had one but I would imagine it's a walk in the park.

J

Lisa · 24 March 2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

That made me spill my tea and caused my monocle to pop out!!!!!!!!

As for the vasectomy...pah. I haven't had one but I would imagine it's a walk in the park.

J

After the pruning your poor twig endured, no doubt it would be a piece of cake!

jdc · 24 March 2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

After the pruning your poor twig endured, no doubt it would be a piece of cake!

Battenburg would be the right choice me thinks

Jimbits76 · 24 March 2009, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

After the pruning your poor twig endured, no doubt it would be a piece of cake!

I'm more worried about eventually going for a vasec' and having nothing left to snip...a boy need all teh available flesh he can muster you know!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by jdc

Battenburg would be the right choice me thinks

I was thinking more like a cherry bakewell.

J

DSJ · 24 March 2009, 03:03 AM

I personally think that once you and your partner are done having children, it's the responsible thing to do and a tremendous gift to give to your wife/partner.

Brunotheboxer · 24 March 2009, 03:49 AM

I'm too chicken to do it. I have trouble with flu shots so there's not much chance I'm gonna let someone near my balls with an ax....

jdc · 24 March 2009, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

I'm more worried about eventually going for a vasec' and having nothing left to snip...a boy need all teh available flesh he can muster you know!!!!!!!

I was thinking more like a cherry bakewell.

J

Peanut crunch, Eton Mess?

22 March 2009, 03:36 PM	#69
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	.....at this entire thread. It's gone ballistic!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

23 March 2009, 08:49 AM	#78
DoxaDavid "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: David Location: Minneapolis, Mn Posts: 3,271	Not really a vasectomy story but close.. My friend grew up in Long Island, NY and once he and his friend were playing catch with a football. (American, not the funny black and white checked one some of you call our soccer ball ) Anyway, back in the '70's many of us older than 35 will recall lots of cars had those nice useless hood ornaments. My buddy threw the pass up and his friend went diving for it. He turned, tried to leap over the hood of a car and performed shall we say a self-vasectomy by ahem hooking "his family jewel bag" on said hood ornament and tearing it in two. OUCH!! I believe he said the doctors managed to save one of his two "jewels". Can't even imagine the pain.. Thought I would share this visual with all you guys on the fence! Heheh. Sorry Lisa, I'm bad! __________________ DOXA-AFICIONADO "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. " Abraham Lincoln 1809-1865

24 March 2009, 03:03 AM	#88
DSJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: David Location: USA Watch: your step! Posts: 7,882	I personally think that once you and your partner are done having children, it's the responsible thing to do and a tremendous gift to give to your wife/partner. __________________ Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP

22 March 2009, 01:54 PM	#65
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	I've has mine done in 2005. Heard all the stories from those who had it done. Most had no major probs. A few had issues like swelling and infections, etc. I had no issues. Had a local anaesthetic and was awake the whole time, but did not want to look as I was squeamish. The doctor offered to set up a mirror if I wanted to see the him doing it. The wife watched the whole thing, including calling me "numb nuts" when the anaesthetic started working. Took a few days for the numbness/slight soreness to go away. Went back a week later to have stiches removed. Had to have a semen sample sent away for tests and it came back negative, so all is fine. No difference in libido or performance.

22 March 2009, 03:47 PM	#71
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	But JJ just said "ballistic" so he's as bad as I am. And I really don't mean to derail this thread because it has sparked renewed discussion on the topic in my household! More stories, please. We have a tomcat who needs fixin' over here.

22 March 2009, 03:52 PM	#73
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Besides, Richard - t'was you who started it all with your cartoons and whatnot!

22 March 2009, 05:08 PM	#76
linda Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Linda Location: California Watch: Rolex Datejust Posts: 48	Just a couple little snips, no big deal. What you guys say 'bout that? Much easier on the men, than us women. Of course, my hubby strongly disagrees with me, imagine that!

23 March 2009, 10:51 AM	#80
rsmithsss Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Toronto Watch: LV Sub Posts: 129	I had one less than a year ago. It was a "no scalpel". The apprehension in the 2 weeks leading up to it was the worst part. The procedure itself took about 10-15 minutes and was faaaaar less horrifying than I had convinced myself prior. I followed the post-op instructions, came back for check up and 2 "specimen tests" and it worked! I highly recommend it---ultimate freedom!! My sex life improved too!

23 March 2009, 01:12 PM	#83
Flaxmoore Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Casey Location: Toledo, Ohio Watch: Alpha Milsub Posts: 704	I'm going to have it done early this summer- right after my exams. Any pointers, gents? Eight weeks post-op is eight weeks longer than I want my wife to remain on the pill, but it'll do.

24 March 2009, 03:49 AM	#89
Brunotheboxer Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Bruno Location: Boston/Cape Cod Watch: 16610,PAM. 111, G Posts: 7,608	I'm too chicken to do it. I have trouble with flu shots so there's not much chance I'm gonna let someone near my balls with an ax....

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