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toph · 30 October 2008, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

time for bed said Bitsy to Bubba

(that was funny Martin)

as usual they went together, much to the dissapointment ..

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:26 AM

after a couple of sherberts they fell off the roundabout and slipped on a cow pat left by Ermintrude.

redshirt1957 · 30 October 2008, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

after a couple of sherberts they fell off the roundabout and slipped on a cow pat left by Ermintrude.

all the while Bubba was heard to be screaming, "how the hell did my manhole get dragged into this".

toph · 30 October 2008, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

all the while Bubba was heard to be screaming, "how the hell did my manhole get dragged into this".

or more importanly, what was dragged an and out of that manhole

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

all the while Bubba was heard to be screaming, "how the hell did my manhole get dragged into this".

Because you're a low down bum and corn dog owner said.......

redshirt1957 · 30 October 2008, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by toph

or more importanly, what was dragged an and out of that manhole

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Because you're a low down bum and corn dog owner said.......

and then Bubba answered both with two letters..........JJ.....

DSJ · 30 October 2008, 01:37 AM

... but JJ didn't hear, he was distracted by the thougts of cleavage at his AD...

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

and then Bubba answered both with two letters..........JJ.....

How did he get dragged into this?

jdc · 30 October 2008, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

How did he get dragged into this?

screaming and kicking as he was off to the bank at the time to make a deposit of........

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

screaming and kicking as he was off to the bank at the time to make a deposit of........

wool from one of his best customers.

toph · 30 October 2008, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

screaming and kicking as he was off to the bank at the time to make a deposit of........

solid platinum x10 loupes and a set of scissors he no longer needed, but thats not all JJ had planned that day..

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by toph

solid platinum x10 loupes and a set of scissors he no longer needed, but thats not all JJ had planned that day..

For deep in the cleavage of one of Mansours staff lay a secret so dire that only .....

jdc · 30 October 2008, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by toph

solid platinum x10 loupes and a set of scissors he no longer needed, but thats not all JJ had planned that day..

JJ armed with a bunch of bananas and chocolate said "I going to be taking a few pictures today Zemina". Wisely Zemina fled saying she had some shopping to do. Little did she know the plans were for subby and platty......

jdc · 30 October 2008, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

For deep in the cleavage of one of Mansours staff lay a secret so dire that only .....

....................a good Vindaloo would be able to sweat out, JJ approached with his mango pickle and nan bread eagerly anticipating the fallout ..............

redshirt1957 · 30 October 2008, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

JJ armed with a bunch of bananas and chocolate said "I going to be taking a few pictures today Zemina". Wisely Zemina fled saying she had some shopping to do. Little did she know the plans were for subby and platty......

and only as ChappedLips76 would know, those words are code for JJ playing Patty Cake with his Chubby......

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

....................a good Vindaloo would be able to sweat out, JJ approached with his mango pickle and nan bread eagerly anticipating the fallout ..............

but he'd made two enormous boobs. The nan bread was his grandma's and and the mango pickle was out of date.

jdc · 30 October 2008, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

and only as ChappedLips76 would know, those words are code for JJ playing Patty Cake with his Chubby......

friend John Thomas, a legendary sheep shearer, and gastronome who loved to dip his.................

jdc · 30 October 2008, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

but he'd made two enormous boobs. The nan bread was his grandma's and and the mango pickle was out of date.

But he was in luck as the legendary adult film director Bubba was looking for mature talent, soon, with the help of a few blue pills, his stock was in the ascendancy

Jimbits76 · 30 October 2008, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

But he was in luck as the legendary adult film director Bubba was looking for mature talent, soon, with the help of a few blue pills, his stock was in the ascendancy

However, the effeminate fluffer Mailman just could not get Bitsy to perfom.

"Perhaps a quick trip to the bus station?" Purred Mailman as an excited Bitsy shot...
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DSJ · 30 October 2008, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

However, the effeminate fluffer Mailman just could not get Bitsy to perfom.

"Perhaps a quick trip to the bus station?" Purred Mailman as an excited Bitsy shot...
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... a casual glance towards JJ's arm fur, causing him to shiver like when one urinates on a cold day...

Launch Mini · 30 October 2008, 02:57 AM

the shrinkage factor was taking it's toll....

away36 · 30 October 2008, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Launch Mini

the shrinkage factor was taking it's toll....

....on Bubba's already wet brain....

Jimbits76 · 30 October 2008, 07:02 AM

....and Miss Martin's back as he bent down to scoop the ball out of Almunia's net. Unfortunately the flappy gnome allowed the cannon's to fire one back!!!!!!!!!

Once more into the breach.....

astcell · 30 October 2008, 07:14 AM

went the little midget, this time primed for one final shot....

away36 · 30 October 2008, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by toph

that Mel had actaully finished before they even got to the shed, Old habits die hard Nancy thought, but there must be a way to get more drink.....

...and so Nancy headed to Bubba's hiding place....in the bushes near his neighbour's house, where she knew he would hide his stash of beer and binoculars....

jdc · 30 October 2008, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

went the little midget, this time primed for one final shot....

and the bloody hobbit equalised, how the **** did that happen

away36 · 30 October 2008, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

and the bloody hobbit equalised, how the **** did that happen

..realizing instantly that the problem was that he was the same height as the sheep....

Jimbits76 · 30 October 2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

and the bloody hobbit equalised, how the **** did that happen

As the Steptoe and Son theme rung out around Ashburton Grove, old 'Arry smiled at his followers, a warm yet strange expression, not unlike the zipper being half unzipped on a bag of hammers!

"Perhaps?" They thought, "Perhaps the bent old git might only go and bloody do it?"

As the stars twinked in the sky, the Great Gods of the Lane Sir Bill and Sir Danny looked down upon the earth with a tear in their eye.

In the distance a choir could be heard singing "Glory, glory...."

redshirt1957 · 30 October 2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

As the Steptoe and Son theme rung out around Ashburton Grove, old 'Arry smiled at his followers, a warm yet strange expression, not unlike the zipper being half unzipped on a bag of hammers!

"Perhaps?" They thought, "Perhaps the bent old git might only go and bloody do it?"

As the stars twinked in the sky, the Great Gods of the Lane Sir Bill and Sir Danny looked down upon the earth with a tear in their eye.

In the distance a choir could be heard singing "Glory, glory...."

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...and one Hail Mary as Bubba's new internet connection goes down as much as his wife, which is never because.......

unclesallie · 30 October 2008, 11:37 AM

she likes the taste of bubble gum as she works in the .......garden, but just then,
JJ holding Jim in a hammer lock, was dragging Jim and a large........

30 October 2008, 01:26 AM	#122
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30 October 2008, 01:37 AM	#127
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30 October 2008, 02:57 AM	#141
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30 October 2008, 07:14 AM	#144
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30 October 2008, 07:02 AM	#143
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	....and Miss Martin's back as he bent down to scoop the ball out of Almunia's net. Unfortunately the flappy gnome allowed the cannon's to fire one back!!!!!!!!! Once more into the breach.....

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