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Carolina · 15 August 2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Wow! That's definitely a score. And cute shoes, too - so what color will you do your toesies?

Not sure - considering light pink!

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Other than letting the dog chew on that THING, what else is it good for?

Here's some bonking for you

(bonk bonk bonk bonk)

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:06 AM

Ladies

First time Coffee Shop poster.

My name is James and I come from England.

I like shiny watches and making people smile.

The rest of the forum seems a little tense and antagonistic right now. I thought I might bother you girls for a little while...if that is okay with you.

James

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Ladies

First time Coffee Shop poster.

My name is James and I come from England.

I like shiny watches and making people smile.

The rest of the forum seems a little tense and antagonistic right now. I thought I might bother you girls for a little while...if that is okay with you.

James

Well being one of the girls, I am glad to say welcome. Now you see where I hide. Some may call it lurking, but who is to say?

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:19 AM

Damn you beat me at my own game...ahem*

Fancy meeting you here fine sir. How are you this pleasant evening?

James

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Here's some bonking for you

(bonk bonk bonk bonk)

I shall yell from the tallest building that......

I HAVE BEEN BONKED BY CAROLINA!!!!!

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Damn you beat me at my own game...ahem*

Fancy meeting you here fine sir. How are you this pleasant evening?

James

Seems Carloina is bonking me so shut up for a SHORT minute.

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:22 AM

Good Lord...what Devilry hast thou stumbled upon?

James

Lisa · 15 August 2008, 09:22 AM

What time is it over there, Jim Dear? It's 6:15, and after dinner we will stroll over to the neighborhood park.

I haven't noticed the antagonism - I like to stay down low on the screen. All my buddies are in low places.

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Seems Carloina is bonking me so shut up for a SHORT minute.

Yes folks, it was only a minute (actually, 23 seconds)!

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:24 AM

It is 12.25am Lisa. I should be sleeping or writing but here I am...again

Antagonism...nah it's just a bunch of guys playing "mine is better than yours" again! Get's a bit tiresome....I like a bit of fun.

I guess wherever Joe goes, fun and trouble usually follow!!!!

J

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Ladies

First time Coffee Shop poster.

My name is James and I come from England.

I like shiny watches and making people smile.

The rest of the forum seems a little tense and antagonistic right now. I thought I might bother you girls for a little while...if that is okay with you.

James

James, we've been discussing shoes (sort of). This Joe character keeps stirring the pot, however.

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Yes folks, it was only a minute (actually, 23 seconds)!

Made me happy. In the END, it is all about me.

. How many times have I been married?

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

It is 12.25am Lisa. I should be sleeping or writing but here I am...again

Antagonism...nah it's just a bunch of guys playing "mine is better than yours" again! Get's a bit tiresome....I like a bit of fun.

I guess wherever Joe goes, fun and trouble usually follow!!!!

J

Kind of a nice place to be since everyone's is bigger than mine.

Lisa · 15 August 2008, 09:29 AM

Yes, and I can't play anymore because of these darn children. Who the heck to they think they are? I want to talk about bonking and toenails and Carolina (or was that Carloina the Seductress?)...

But the uneaten brisket calls from June's plate....

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Made me happy. In the END, it is all about me.

. How many times have I been married?

That reminds me of an old joke. Do you know hoe to make a female have an orgasim

Who cares

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Made me happy. In the END, it is all about me.

. How many times have I been married?

Actually, I think it was about the shoes. You just don't want to admit it.

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:33 AM

Pauly that is terrible...bit like the old famous...

How do you make a Hormone....

Don't pay her!!!!!

Sorry ladies

James

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:34 AM

Shoes, I saw the shoes! They were pretty and a bargain. Good work!

James

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:35 AM

Speaking of sex:

Paulie, I just emailed my hubby the shoe purchase, and he replied "oh, I just orgasmed". Do you think he was being sarcastic??

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Speaking of sex:

Paulie, I just emailed my hubby the shoe purchase, and he replied "oh, I just orgasmed". Do you think he was being sarcastic??

For your sake I hope so

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Pauly that is terrible...bit like the old famous...

How do you make a Hormone....

Don't pay her!!!!!

Sorry ladies

James

Is that what happens to you at the bus station

You don't get paid, you just do it for enjoyment

Carolina · 15 August 2008, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Shoes, I saw the shoes! They were pretty and a bargain. Good work!

James

Laughing at your joke there...

I'm glad you and Lisa like them. Joe is just concerned with bonking.

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

Speaking of sex:

Paulie, I just emailed my hubby the shoe purchase, and he replied "oh, I just orgasmed". Do you think he was being sarcastic??

No he was being honest. His female IT co-worker was working on a connection solution.

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carolina

Speaking of sex:

Paulie, I just emailed my hubby the shoe purchase, and he replied "oh, I just orgasmed". Do you think he was being sarcastic??

Next time he emails you his new watch purchase...

say: "Oh I just orgasmed....right before the pizza delivery guy did!"

James

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Laughing at your joke there...

I'm glad you and Lisa like them. Joe is just concerned with bonking.

Did someone say bonking?

My wife's making oatmeal chocolate chip cookies now too. Maybe I'm in tonight

redshirt1957 · 15 August 2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Laughing at your joke there...

I'm glad you and Lisa like them. Joe is just concerned with bonking.

I will post a conversation my wife was having with her mum last night about the fact she married an old man thinking his plumbing would have stopped working by now. It was a scream.

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Next time he emails you his new watch purchase...

say: "Oh I just orgasmed....right before the pizza delivery guy did!"

James

The hell with the pizza delivery guy. The mailman comes every day

Jimbits76 · 15 August 2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Is that what happens to you at the bus station

You don't get paid, you just do it for enjoyment

Behave in front of the ladies you filthy, filthy man!!!!!!!

Here I am a model of decorum and my nocturnal habits remain unspoken.

James

mailman · 15 August 2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Behave in front of the ladies you filthy, filthy man!!!!!!!

Here I am a model of decorum and my nocturnal habits remain unspoken.

James

So either they have WiFi down there ot you're posting from there form a Blackberry

BTW, I don't care about your nocturnal emissions

15 August 2008, 09:35 AM	#2570
Carolina "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Carolina Watch: it, Bubba! Posts: 6,271	Speaking of sex: Paulie, I just emailed my hubby the shoe purchase, and he replied "oh, I just orgasmed". Do you think he was being sarcastic?? __________________ . .Member #5380 .

15 August 2008, 09:06 AM	#2553
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Ladies First time Coffee Shop poster. My name is James and I come from England. I like shiny watches and making people smile. The rest of the forum seems a little tense and antagonistic right now. I thought I might bother you girls for a little while...if that is okay with you. James

15 August 2008, 09:19 AM	#2555
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Damn you beat me at my own game...ahem* Fancy meeting you here fine sir. How are you this pleasant evening? James

15 August 2008, 09:22 AM	#2558
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Good Lord...what Devilry hast thou stumbled upon? James

15 August 2008, 09:22 AM	#2559
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	What time is it over there, Jim Dear? It's 6:15, and after dinner we will stroll over to the neighborhood park. I haven't noticed the antagonism - I like to stay down low on the screen. All my buddies are in low places.

15 August 2008, 09:24 AM	#2561
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	It is 12.25am Lisa. I should be sleeping or writing but here I am...again Antagonism...nah it's just a bunch of guys playing "mine is better than yours" again! Get's a bit tiresome....I like a bit of fun. I guess wherever Joe goes, fun and trouble usually follow!!!! J

15 August 2008, 09:29 AM	#2565
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Yes, and I can't play anymore because of these darn children. Who the heck to they think they are? I want to talk about bonking and toenails and Carolina (or was that Carloina the Seductress?)... But the uneaten brisket calls from June's plate....

15 August 2008, 09:33 AM	#2568
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Pauly that is terrible...bit like the old famous... How do you make a Hormone.... Don't pay her!!!!! Sorry ladies James

15 August 2008, 09:34 AM	#2569
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Shoes, I saw the shoes! They were pretty and a bargain. Good work! James

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